Are there lolcow children?

[LolcowsESL]

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I do remember Matthew Davis was once documented there when he was 15 - 16 back in 2016 and 2017. But that's pretty much it. A single thread on a Gen Alpha at that time is completely redundant unless said child has done something very unspeakable because their brains aren't fully developed yet. They're held on a much lower standard.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Yeah, Jessi Slaughter was. She didn't deserve what happened to her though.

 

[Robert Cummings]

I don't think you're allowed to make a thread on anyone here if they're under 18.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Maybe, but it'd be beyond creepy to document them.

 

[Active User]

There were the Ethan Ralph baby threads I guess but those weren't really straight up lolcow threads and a lot of people were uncomfortable with them as is. Otherwise I'm pretty sure threads on kids are not allowed.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Yes stalker child, YOU are a lolcow, enjoy Internet stalker death cults (shitposters) harassing you daily (calling you fat).

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

We did have a thread on the monster babies aka the Hartley Hooligans, but it was more focused on the mother rather than her goblin spawn.

 

[OrionBalls]

There are many children of lolcows. We all hope they someday break the cycle.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I'd count Jazz Jennings as a honorary case, man's older already, but was never given a chance to grow up, is effectively stunted in mental development, and was documented retroactively.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@SamanthaPrater was diagnosed as having the mental age of an 11 year old. Does that count?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Yes, Latarian Milton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

Or Lamilton Taeshawn on the Boondocks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic-rKVhwD8

 

[Necrosan]

To be fair, most children would qualify for lolcow status, they are children but there are always special cases.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

All children sre by default lolcows, the good parents beat it out of them

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

@Elaine Miller was underage when she joined the site

Probably a lot more

 

[Not a bee]

mine

 

[JamusActimus]

@Elaine Miller was underage when she joined the site

Probably a lot more

Not even sure tbh.
She always lied about her age to use it as a shield from criticism.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

In 2012 four 13 yo boys bullied an elderly bus monitor on a school bus in upstate New York. They called her a “fat-ass” and threatened to dox her so they could egg her house. The video was posted to Facebook, and everyone felt bad for the bus monitor. They doxxed and sent death threats to the students. A fundraiser was set up for her so she could travel to DisneyWorld and retire. The students were suspended for a year. A few years later, two of them made a special needs student drink piss out of a toilet. They probably count as horrorcows.