Are the sun and moon God’s testicles?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

It would make sense.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If we go by this premise, the sun must be an enlarged testicle with cancer. It would certainly explain why the UV rays it emits can give humans cancer.

 

[Justtocheck]

God has the penis cut. Saturn is Zeus, uncircumcised. And Jupiter is God Nick Avocado showing his hole

 

[eatler]

Nah because god would have the worlds most painful testicular torsion