Are the Gerudo brown? - And are Hylians white?

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Nickel Silver

Nickel Silver

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Arguments for:
  • They're a race of thieves and scoundrels.
  • They only interact with Hylians to steal from and seduce them.
  • Their king, Ganondorf, is envious of the Kingdom of Hyrule's prosperity and wants to conquer it.
  • Ganondorf forges diplomatic relations with Hyrule, only to throw away all that good will by murdering the King of Hyrule.
  • They (except one) fully support their king's crimes and his illegitimate reign over Hyrule for seven years. This includes terrorizing Kokiri Forest with swarms of monsters, planning to genocide the Gorons as a warning to the rest of Hyrule, and freezing all the Zoras alive.
  • They have a strange desert religion that Hylians believe is evil. At the very least, their goddess does absolutely nothing to rein in their villainy.
  • They only tolerate Link when he proves he has the skills to be a thief and scoundrel like them, not skills that would be valued in a high trust society.
Arguments against:
  • Women have full control over their society except when a man is born once every hundred years.
  • Every other man is useless for anything other than money and reproduction (except Link, for the reasons above).
 
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I mean there skin is literally brown colored, well except some like ganon and the witches who are just straight up green.
Optavia Sales Rep said:
How are the Gerudo still so brown when every generation is 50% more Hylian than the previous?
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Guess their genes are just 100% dominant. You get the 8 foot tall chocolate muscle mommy but the trade off is you genes barley pass down and your kids will never look like you, that and the noses.
 
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