TroonsDid911
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- Apr 6, 2021
Its been said that anything that doesn't connect to a printer is nigger technology but I am going to counter that printers themselves are nigger technology.
1. They do not work and force everyone else to force them to work.
2. They are a constant resource drain requiring ink and if you are even 10% low on a colored ink they chimp out and say "fuck you low on cyan"
3. They actively hold back the progress of humanity by being inferior to other forms of technology. I can literally have AI generate a fake essay with a few sentences but I have to spend 8 hours trying to print a Microsoft Word file.
4. They have been around for centuries and are still as much of a pain in the ass since 1440 AD.
5. They are forced into your work space but accomplish nothing and actively drain your resources.
Kill printers. Behead printers. Roundhouse kick a printer into the concrete etc.
1. They do not work and force everyone else to force them to work.
2. They are a constant resource drain requiring ink and if you are even 10% low on a colored ink they chimp out and say "fuck you low on cyan"
3. They actively hold back the progress of humanity by being inferior to other forms of technology. I can literally have AI generate a fake essay with a few sentences but I have to spend 8 hours trying to print a Microsoft Word file.
4. They have been around for centuries and are still as much of a pain in the ass since 1440 AD.
5. They are forced into your work space but accomplish nothing and actively drain your resources.
Kill printers. Behead printers. Roundhouse kick a printer into the concrete etc.
