are people giving weak handshakes beta?

[Osama Bin Laden]

i like a nice firm handshake and eye contact

 

[DankSmoker]

My favorite handshake to give people is an overly exuberant one that lasts too long while I have a bag of cheetos in the other palm.

 

[someonenew]

yea very much

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I always think less of men who give limp handshakes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I give normal handshakes, I'm neither trying to crush nor hold your hand.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I give normal handshakes, I'm neither trying to crush nor hold your hand.

but what about a firm one with direct contact. a handshake that only two chads would do for mutual respect

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I give normal handshakes, I'm neither trying to crush nor hold your hand.

The point isn't to squeeze unless you're a basketcase - it's to hold your hand in a relatively rigid position. That's what makes it a "firm" handshake, not some kind of weird deathgrip.

 

[SentinentCloud]

perosnally when handshaking females i dont handshake i slap them in the face to display doiminance

males ussualy before i shake hands i give their balls a firm squeeze to determine the sperm quality if its weak i dont even bother saying hi

 

[DankSmoker]

perosnally when handshaking females i dont handshake i slap them in the face to display doiminance

males ussualy before i shake hands i give their balls a firm squeeze to determine the sperm quality if its weak i dont even bother saying hi

When gracing the fairer sex you have to have repose, bow down, embrace her palm atop yours, and then lick her hand all over like a stray dog.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

the tensile strength of your shake should be just a little bit stronger than the grip of person you are shaking, you should register how strong the handshake is as it happens and adjust instantaneously

feel free to add reassuring nudges a friendly wag or a caress in the span of millimeters and fractions of a second as you find to be appropriate for the situation, or add no flourishes at all to let the person know that you are not here for sentimental reasons, the amount and intensity of eye contact as you shake depends on who you are meeting with and what boundaries or response you want to evoke

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

If you don't look every woman you meet straight in the eye and give them the Texas grip you'll be paying sticker price for life son.

 

[DankSmoker]

If you don't look every woman you meet straight in the eye and give them the Texas grip you'll be paying sticker price for life son.

I'm supposed to choke out every woman I see? I think my arm would get tired.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

shaking hands with women is how you get cooties and shaking hands with men makes you gay. no thank you.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

I'm supposed to choke out every woman I see? I think my arm would get tired.

Why are you associating with women so much, are you gay or something?

 

[Tablet County]

Touching other people is how you spread cancer.