Are mountain rescue on the way?

[Le b0wski]

I've been here for a while now and I'm running out of snacks.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

You could always eat the mountain while you wait

 

[Kosher Dill]

They don't send St. Bernards up with snacks anymore because someone kept eating the poor dogs.

 

[Rozzy]

They're on the way with some Mountain Dew.

 

[McMitch]

They don't send St. Bernards up with snacks anymore because someone kept eating the poor dogs.

Nonsense. Mountain climbing is a White man activity, not Somali.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nonsense. Mountain climbing is a White man activity, not Somali.

White men can get back down the mountain without rescue dogs.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

Start yodelling as loud as you can, maybe someone will hear you

 

[Le b0wski]

They didn't come.

 

[Kosher Dill]

They didn't come.

Is your ghost free?

 

[Le b0wski]

Is your ghost free?

Oh, I wasn't in any danger, mountain climbing/walking has been very safe for tourism for years now. I could see the gift shop and a line of people getting selfies the entire time.

 

[Boldizar]

Is the mountain made of trash?

 

[Le b0wski]

Is the mountain made of trash?

Get your own question post, you won't find that answer here.