Are gerbils dishwasher safe?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've heard you can wash your dildo in the dishwasher but I don't own a dildo.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What is "gerbils dishwasher"? Or who is Gerbil?

Also, your problem has an easy solution.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Gerbils are resilient creatures, so yes.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What is "gerbils dishwasher"? Or who is Gerbil?

Also, your problem has an easy solution.

A gerbil. A Mongolian desert rat.

 

[We Are The Witches]

A gerbil. A Mongolian desert rat.

Oh I see, I misread.

If someone did that (and put them in the dishwasher), it would be animal abuse.

 

[Spud]

No, you need to put them on a fast spin at a low temperature in a washing machine. Otherwise their fur gets ruined.

 

[Endless Torment]

Oh I see, I misread.

If someone did that (and put them in the dishwasher), it would be animal abuse.

It appears @Sparkletor 2.0's joke is too subtle for you.

 

[We Are The Witches]

It appears @Sparkletor 2.0's joke is too subtle for you.

Yeah, he's making a NSFW joke.

Wow.