Are gayreeks slavs?

[Lithuophile]

They eat slav foods
They listen to slav music
Their language has slav loanwords
They were conquered by slavs over and over
They worship a serbian (slav) religion (Christianity)
They have slav DNA
They sucked slav dick for independence

It's over for FORSM (Former Ottoman Republic of South Macedonia)

 

[The Pulverizer]

Are amerimutts black?​

They eat the same slop
They listen to rap
Their language has black loanwords
They have lived with blacks for centuries
They share a religion
They have black DNA
They suck black dick for equality

It's just getting started for BNWO (Black New World Order)

 

[sweater_supremacy]

i don't think so, having been absorbed into the USSR at some point is like an unspoken requirement to be slav, which they don't meet

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Their women are SLAV-OWNED because they have up to 15% Slavic DNA. Face it Greekbros, you are Slavs in denial. Macedonia is and always has been a Slavic land.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't think they are Slavs at all.
I have the misfortune to work with Greek students weekly and I have never witnessed Slavs with this sense of entitlement and superiority. Also it's the only ethnic group that has tried to bribe me, repeatedly, which I would really love to share as a story but it would be hyper powerleveling.
They're really narcissistic as a group. Still like them cause they're Europeans but JFC, guys, get a hold on it.
Great basketball players though. Always loved playing with them, highly competitive and technical, yet also almost always powerful.

 

[Catler]

No, they're Turks with a funny alphabet.