Are Canadians real?

[Eddie Riggs]

I've read eyewitness accounts of them, seen some grainy photos here & there of what they supposedly look like, but I'm still not sure if they're real.

 

[XANA]

Canadians are a myth propagated by envious Mexicans and disillusioned Americans.

 

[Catler]

No, there are no Canadians. The whole idea is conspiracy theory nonsense.

"Canadian" culture is a ruse. Loonies? Poutine? Eh? Bunnyhugs? Toques? Hockey? No real place would ever come up with this stuff.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Yes, unfortunately.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Whose people you've seen might actually be Br*tish.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Leafs are just the mutt offspring of a 3 way hatefuck gangbang between Amerimutts, surrender monkeys and britbongs

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

If MAID ramps up, they might not be for much longer.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Canadians are just Americans putting on funny voices. After being too successful with Gordon Lightfoot, the Band, the Guess Who and Joni Mitchell, everyone decided that only the worst American music would be credited to the fake country Canada, hence Nickelback and Justin Bieber.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Canadians?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Real fuckin gay, yeah.

 

[Apochrypha]

Canadians are real. French Canadians however are not.