Are blood sacrifices required when working inside a computer?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everytime I need to work inside one, I end up getting blood somewhere in there. It seems to make the computer run better if the motherboard has tasted my blood. Am I just bugfuck insane?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Computer's can be cruel beasts but they only take what they need, some prefer tears to blood though

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Computer's can be cruel beasts but they only take what they need, some prefer tears to blood though

My blood must be tasty to them, then.

 

[RACISM]

If you swear enough, no blood is needed.

 

[CuzinEd]

No. I have built several PC's and you don't need any blood or to sacrifice anything. Just don't do what they did in The Verge PC build video. You will be fine. Read the motherboard manual. Don't get stressed out about the little connectors for the power switch and so on. Those aren't that hard. Don't bend the pins on your CPU socket or CPU if it's an AMD CPU.

 

[Big Stank Dick Dad]

If you sacrifice a goat a couple of times a year, your hardware will be much less likely to bite you.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Feel like you should always be mixing a little virgin's blood in with the cooling paste to crank the maximum megahertz out.

 

[Tom Myers]

No, it's not required anymore. Even cheap cases come with pop-out motherboard trays now.

 

[Tree]

No. I have built several PC's and you don't need any blood or to sacrifice anything. Just don't do what they did in The Verge PC build video. You will be fine. Read the motherboard manual. Don't get stressed out about the little connectors for the power switch and so on. Those aren't that hard. Don't bend the pins on your CPU socket or CPU if it's an AMD CPU.

Yeah it's not mentioned much but the incantations to nullify the blood demons are in the manual.

 

[CuzinEd]

When I said you don't have to sacrifice anything I was wrong. All you have to sacrifice is money. depending on the performance you want. It could a little or a lot. Back in the mid 2010's you could build a gaming PC for under $1,000. That's not the case anymore I imagine.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Smartest guy I even knew had a PhD in computer science. He told me that you don't actually own a computer until it makes you bleed.
So... yes?

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

OP try upgrading your rig from the 8086 IBM bed-of-nails architecture to a modern one with like finger screws
basically just skip over 90s PCs entirely since those were made of rusty razor blades

 

[Moths]

As ling as you follow the rite of replacing as put forth by the machine cult and apply generous amounts of hymns and incense the machine spirit should be appeased enough as not to require a blood sacrifice