Are albanians indian?

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Both smell like shit, both retardedly ultranationalistic, both short and dysgenic, both speak incomprehensible demon-tongues, both we wuz over empires that never even existed, both got conquered by white people (turks), both have strange obsessions with holy animals, etc etc etc

One thing jeets have over shqiptards is that jeets don't have the grip strength to break into a car and steal it.
 
Albanians have a history of military valor. They held off the Turks for 50 years despite having no outside support. Does India have anything like that?
 
Albanians have a history of military valor. They held off the Turks for 50 years despite having no outside support. Does India have anything like that?
They got really lucky and Alexander the great died when he was primed for 'jeet rape? That's their biggest (arguable) W that comes to mind. Their biggest contribution to the world is probably being slaves on tea plantations. Can't really vouch for how good they were at it though. They seem like they'd make piss poor slaves.
 
They got really lucky and Alexander the great died when he was primed for 'jeet rape? That's their biggest (arguable) W that comes to mind. Their biggest contribution to the world is probably being slaves on tea plantations. Can't really vouch for how good they were at it though. They seem like they'd make piss poor slaves.
The most impressive Indian military accomplishment that I am aware of is the Battle of Saragarhi where a garrison of 21 Sikhs held off a much larger Afghan army and managed to score 500 kills before being overrun.


While that is impressive it was 1) a very small group of soldiers who can easily be identified as outliers, I am not aware of Indians pulling something like this off at scale, and 2) it happened in the service of the British Raj, so they haven't been able to do something like this without organizational help form the huwhite man. I think the Mongols also skipped India because it was too hot and humid for them, so their best military play has been that India sucked so much it was too much of a hassle for conquerors to bother with.
 
You can tell the average Indian from the average Albanian apart by observing what they drive:
Old, probably stolen German car, Albanian.
New, probably leased German car, Indian.
Glad to help.
Sidenote, Albanian food is edible and great whereas Indian food is considered a danger to the human body.
 
Albanians have a history of military valor. They held off the Turks for 50 years despite having no outside support. Does India have anything like that?
Any anglo-indo whatever war. The EIC had to bleed to conquer the subcontinent
 
Any anglo-indo whatever war. The EIC had to bleed to conquer the subcontinent
Ah yes, the proud military accomplishment of losing to a much smaller country with a much smaller military. Not even a much smaller country, a privately traded company operating out of a much smaller country. If the best your country can come up with is "when we lost to a tea company we were able to kill a few tea company soldiers in the process" then I fundamentally do not respect you.
 
Ah yes, the proud military accomplishment of losing to a much smaller country with a much smaller military. Not even a much smaller country, a privately traded company operating out of a much smaller country. If the best your country can come up with is "when we lost to a tea company we were able to kill a few tea company soldiers in the process" then I fundamentally do not respect you.
Mysore, Nepal, the Sikhs, Afghanistan, etc were smaller than the British Empire by an order of several magnitudes. The Empire had considerable difficulty subjugating these regions, comparable to the difficulty the Ottomans had in Albania and Epirus. If we can count Skanderbeg, we can count Haider Ali and the Gurkhas.

Albanian military history isn't all that impressive outside of Skanderbeg, Muhammad Ali's Egypt, and the League of Prizren. The Greeks and even the Serbs held out longer against the Ottomans. Albania didn't even exist until it was given independence from Rome by the Normans. It was freed from the Turks without a fight, got conquered by Italy without a fight, occupied by Greece without a fight, and counter-occupied by Germany without a fight. They did next to nothing in the Cold War except be a dick to Krushchev, betray China, and suicide-bomb Yugoslav civilians.
 
Albanian military history isn't all that impressive outside of Skanderbeg, Muhammad Ali's Egypt, and the League of Prizren.
That's because there is a gap between the 16th to 18th century history of the Balkans in western literature. Kara Mahmud Bushati had spent decades carving out his independent realm in northern Albania, reaching all the way to Bosnia, fighting Ottoman, Bosnian, Serbian, Montenegrin, and western forces in the process.
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In the south, Ali Pasha Tepelena had been doing similar things, forming alliances with and fighting against the different factions in Greece. The Greek Revolution was directly caused by his rebellion against the Ottoman Empire, with many prominent figures of the revolution, such as Androutsos and Botsaris, having served in Ali Pasha's court previously.
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Now take a look at the bigger picture. Within one generarion, 3 Albanians have risen through the ranks of the Ottoman military system and have established their own semi-indipendent realms that directly threaten the Ottoman Empire's existence, and much of it without the support of western powers. The lands under their rule stretch from Bosnia to the Morea in Europe, and along the entire Nile in Africa. Their exploits were directly responsible for lighting the sparks of revolution in the Balkans, with other countries following suit. That in itself was one of the main reasons the Ottoman Empire underwent a massive administrative reform, and in 1830, massacred approximately 500 of the nobles, landlords and officers of Albania. Albania had been in a constant state of war from the 1780s to the 1920s, fighting on all fronts against all sorts of enemies. When you walk through its old cities and see houses that are miniature forts, or neighborhoods still encircled by medieval walls several meters high, you get an idea of what this tiny country has had to endure ever since it was taken by the Turks.
 
I'm suprised nobody brought up that they're everywhere in europe, mostly in switzerland and germany. I guess they're on the down low compared to the other immigrants.
 
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