Are Abos Marsupials?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do aboriginal Australians have pouches? Are they like regular humans?

 

[CallmeCicada]

How dare you. I will not sit by while you compare those useless animals to our fuzzy friends. Yes they're mostly assholes, but so is everything in Auzzy land.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do aboriginal Australians have pouches?

Yes, they're full of petrol.

Are they like regular humans?

No.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes they're mostly assholes, but so is everything in Auzzy land.

The koalas or the Abos? I heard koalas are mostly thumbs.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

They are the descendants of homo ergaster, that rode on great whites from Africa to Australia.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The koalas or the Abos? I heard koalas are mostly thumbs.

The koalas, but they're fine if you leave em alone. The roos are fucking menaces though. Also yes, it's amazing they (koalas) haven't all died yet.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The koalas, but they're fine if you leave em alone. The roos are fucking menaces though. Also yes, it's amazing they (koalas) haven't all died yet.

I saw Wake in Fright where they go out and hunt kangaroos and when they catch one they grab it's tail and knife fight it.

 

[Beastie]

Yes, they're full of petrol.

Not anymore. They were so fucking addicted to it a brand new petrol called "Opal" was invented to stop them from sniffing it. I'm not joking, google it.

Are they like regular humans?

No.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Not anymore. They were so fucking addicted to it a brand new petrol called "Opal" was invented to stop them from sniffing it. I'm not joking, google it.

No.

I remember reading a while back they had to make a new law making it illegal for hardware stores to sell refrigerated denatured alcohol (methylated spirits). The Abos prefer to drink it cold.

 

[Beastie]

I remember reading a while back they had to make a new law making it illegal for hardware stores to sell refrigerated denatured alcohol (methylated spirits). The Abos prefer to drink it cold.

There is a simple rule of nature: If an abo can get fucked up on something they will.

There are no exceptions.

 

[Cats]

no they are a type of ape, just a completely different evolutionary branch from humanity. They come from a far stinkier and uglier monkey than we do

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

no they are a type of ape, just a completely different evolutionary branch from humanity. They come from a far stinkier and uglier monkey than we do

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You cannot tell me that the one in the floral dress doesn't have a pouch full of Abo joeys.

 

[Cats]

Abo joeys.

such beings would be the first to violate the well established cuteness paradox of ugly small mammals

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

kind of cool that homo sapiens isn't the only species left alive anymore

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

It's a myth that Abos were legally classified as "flora & fauna" before 1967. They were just often overseen by related departments.

In Western Australia, for instance, separate authorities responsible for Aboriginal affairs and for fisheries in WA were amalgamated in 1909 to form the Department of Aborigines and Fisheries (DAF).