In a better world, Apple would have released this
exact same line of products in 2021, and it would have been greeted as a fairly average design refresh to an already-great machine - notable mainly for its display notch and not much else. Complainers would still be complaining about the storage prices (which are obscene, by the way) and Youtubers would be salivating over the M1 Pro chip, but outside of the Apple fan space, not many people would give a single fuck.
Of course, the only real difference between that world and ours is that Apple would have sold their line of 'Pro' laptops from 2016-present with a sensible array of ports, function keys, and no fragile butterfly keyboards. They could have even sold the 12-inch
dildo Macbook in the same time period and it still wouldn't have been that big of a deal when the 2021 MBPs had none of its features.
If those hypothetical 2016 laptops had included USB-A alongside USB-C (which I
don't think would have slowed the adoption of USB-C by much), there would have undoubtedly been
some groaning when the 2021 models dispensed with the former port entirely. But most people with an opinion would have agreed it was time for USB-A to go (myself included).
Really speaks volumes about the awfulness of the previous generation when so very much of the praise is about the return of things that laptop users can
and should take for granted. Don't get me wrong - the praise is entirely deserved. But it is just current-Apple solving a problem that 2016-Apple created.
Last year Apple ditched the butterfly keyboard on the entire laptop line up, so this isn't entirely new for post-Steve era Apple.
It's also very telling that the last two times the company broke character and reverted a major design change - they were both something to do with the Touch Bar generation of laptops. (And no, I'm not counting the new Safari tabs, since that barely made it out of beta, whereas the butterfly keys and this were glaring flaws that shipped with their flagship products for years.)
Also, to quote a user on MacRumors, "The only decent product launch this year has been the MacBook Pro."
But the best part of that post is not the quote itself but the one he's replying to - nay, the entire fucking thread. You'd understand if you saw the headline. And so I'll leave you with these 9 pages (and counting) of MacRumors salt: