Phil got a phone call during the stream, muted the audio, announced he has to leave to take it, disappeared for a couple minutes with audio still muted, hasn't explained what it was about
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It must be his housesitter
"Hey Phil it's me Joe Blow Spaloney! You hired me on craigslist for housesitting!"
Phil
"Oh hi Joe, yes I would like you to start tomorrow night, okay? "
snooooort
Joe
"Yeah man......look, real talk, a friend who watches people on Twitch told me you said there are a bunch of mentally I'll lunatics following you anywhere and some people from some a New Zealand farm is planning to break in, is that true fatty?"
Phil
"Oh ya those braindead detractors really screwed my career, my reputation, my finance, my relationship, and everything! Real talk! They followed me everywhere, they doxx me they Swat me and......"
Joe
"Ya dood I got it I dont really care about your safety but it sounds like I could get hurt by these samaritans while I house sit, so I think I will need a raise since I'm taking a great risk here for you, I'm thinking about double"
Phil
"What!? Whaaaaaaat! That's booooolsheeeet! I got no money man, I am being REALLY HONEST here! None! Everything went to basic Bill's you nudnik!"
Joe
"Ya......about that, my friend Swagginz told me you just raised $2500 that went straight to your bank account in the last 2 weeks on stream, and you can pay me $500?"
Phil
"Well its complicated man, fucking swagginz I'm gonna demod him, but anyways, you see those money went straight to my bank account alright, but it went to my offshore account in the Cayman Islands, okay? IRS is gonna seize my house soon we need a spot to flee to, okay?"
Joe
"If you cant pay me now, I can put you on a payment plan, you can cheer 50,000 bits to my twitch channel in the next month so that I can the money in 2 months, okay? Otherwise I'm gonna take your stuffs before you come back, like these 2 racks of garbage DVDs, all the gin bottles, the safety axe, your 2 PS4PRO, and........what the fuck why do you have a haystack and a horse pen here in your spare room dood? What a weird fetish...."
