Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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Our first cheer came in, Phil actually read it

"I have no idea who that is"

Chat laughing their ass off

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He sure knew who he was last year when he got his Street Fighter inputs exposed. Oh wait, sorry. When he got "the inputs that the central server received exposed, which were absolutely NAHT the buttons I was pressing, so this whole thing is just STUPID and WRONG!!!!". . .even though we could hear him mashing those buttons in real time whenever the input window would start moving at 'Ludicrous Speed'.
 
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He whined that kekon won't respond while playing the game with two people.

Lambdingo got killed and his respawn opportunity timed out. He ragequit the lobby and posted in DSP's chat:
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LordLamb and Brian were killed pretty much off drop-in. Phil ran pretty far away, but so far he couldn't get to Lamb in time. Lamb dropped from teh party shortly thereafter and left the following in Twitch chat:

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LambdingoV3: It doesn’t matter though. And no, team doesn’t suck. It’s just the play style is waay to passive

Edit: Phil tries to claim that he's "fine with aggressive", but he likes to "mix it up sometimes" :lit::lit::lit:
 
LordLamb and Brian were killed pretty much off drop-in. Phil ran pretty far away, but so far he couldn't get to Lamb in time. Lamb dropped from teh party shortly thereafter and left the following in Twitch chat:

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LambdingoV3: It doesn’t matter though. And no, team doesn’t suck. It’s just the play style is waay to passive
I've got two timestamps of DSP kinda shitting on him for his agressive playstyle, will upload those short clips in a bit. I think the combination of that and the fact DSP sucks donkey balls pretty much made him ragequit. Lamb is kind of a tryhard, and he seems to get salty easily when losing badly or not winning.

-edit- Clips added.

DSP criticizes Lamb's rush-down playstyle, saying they need to be more conservative.


Later on, Lamb quits the party without saying a word and after he had gone quiet for quite some time. DSP's reaction: "He left the party, ack ack. Okay then! Maybe he just wants to play himself". Lamb states in chat that their playstyles are too different ("waay too passive").
















For the record: Lamb carries the team almost every single match. They've played 10 matches up until now. In those 10 matches:

Lamb got 20 kills,
Brian got 9 kills,
and DSP... DSP got 5 kills

And that's not counting the kills of one round for both Lamb and Brian because DSP skipped the screen where you see the statistics of the whole team.

Imagine having a dude like that on your team who tells you how you should play the game he sucks at. :story:

And as I'm typing this, DSP mentions Lamb's playstyle again as he starts playing with Kekon and Mastersaru, and says he prefers a bit more relaxed gameplay, or something along those lines. I'll add the clip shortly.

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DSP prefers a more laid-back (read: camping on the toilet) style
 
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He whined that kekon won't respond while playing the game with two people.

Lambdingo got killed and his respawn opportunity timed out. He ragequit the lobby and posted in DSP's chat:
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Call me crazy, but i'm pretty certain "Our playstyles are too different" is Lamb's nice way of saying "Phil, you play Battle Royale games like a cowardly little bitch and i'm sick of trying to carry you to victories."
 
He whined that kekon won't respond while playing the game with two people.

Lambdingo got killed and his respawn opportunity timed out. He ragequit the lobby and posted in DSP's chat:
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Both Lamb and Brian quited the session

Phil desperately trying to find someone who wants to play with him

He asked if Kekon is there

Kekon answered in chat

"Im not here, but if I am I would play with you"

Phil took that as a yes, and he then recruited MasterSaruwatari and will take a 20 minutes break now to setup playing with the 2 of them

cant wait to hear Phil Snort, Kekon scream, and whatever Saru can offer

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Kekon and Saruwatari had a back-and-forth conversation going on about their impending FINAL EXAMs, then they talked about attending local fighting game tournaments for Soul Calibur

Phil, unable to contribute to both topics, pretend he did not hear anything, was dead silence for the entire time, and running away from his team as he tried to avoid interactions, he was left alone out of nowhere eventually, and was killed

"Where did you guys go? btw I don't envy you for the exams man, heh-hur"

chat bashing him as usual

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This new guy and cuckon have a great time, talking about SC, dsp says nothing as usual. My bad, he was talking shit about SC that nobody will care about it in a month cause of MK11. As always, toxic as usual.

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EDIT: OMG Dsp just told his teammates to STOP TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING GAMES CAUSE HIS CHAT IS BORED. They having fun, talking about stuff but dsp is like dont talk about that. What a toxic piece of shit.
 
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Kekon and Saruwatari kept talking about Soul Calibur

Phil looks extremely bored and has not engaged a conversation with his teammate for 10 minutes

he finally broke the silence

"Guys could you stop talking about Soul Calibur? It melts my brain off!"


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Kekon and Saruwatari kept talking about Soul Calibur

Phil looks extremely bored and has not engaged a conversation with his teammate for 10 minutes

he finally broke the silence

"Guys could you stop talking about Soul Calibur? It melts my brain off!"


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"Guys stop talking about non DarkSydePhil related topics ohkkkkkkaaaaaaaaay? Let's UMM remember who's stream this is AH HUH HUH HUH. People don't care about Soulcalibur because they didn't donate when I streamed it OHHHKAAAAAAY?"
 
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Slow stream today, so the Apex Legends hype is dying down. Source: DarksydePhil

















Also: he's skipping Apex next week in favor of Sekiro, and will see "IF and when" he will pick it up again. Sounds like he's preparing for a wagequit.
 
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Game is not hyped anymore, thats why he didnt get a LOT OF money. Its the games fault, nothing he could do.

Meanwhile Shroud recently hit 100k subs and has been shattering his average viewer count non-stop.

I love this delusional bastard, I really do.
 
Also: he's skipping Apex next week in favor of Sekiro, and will see "IF and when" he will pick it up again. Sounds like he's preparing for a wagequit.
I'm a little surprised. (Just a little.)

Ultimately, money's most important to him, but because of that practice session on Thursday I thought he was going to trying to git gud.
 
So if you're bored: TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING! Just don't sit there and complain that you're bored. Talk to me about something and we'll have a conversation that'll be FUN.

And on a completely separate note, Kekon and Saruwatari were having a lively discussion about Soul Calibur during the Apex Legends stream today and DSP literally told them to stop.
 
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