Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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so how many rounds will he play through?
i'm betting he runs away from 75% of them
because they either go "Hey aren't you that guy...?"
or he dies once and ragequits because MY TEAMMATES SUK DOOD NOT MY FAULT!!!
 
So kat told him not to eat fast food anymore and he agreed, and she also told him to sell all his blu-rays which he did instantly lol
Pussy whipped.

Pathetic dsp
 
Just turned on Phils stream to see if he have started playing APEX yet, first thing i hear is he supposedly was out walking for 11 hours yesterday... Someone else also think that sounds weird and unrealistic?

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Phil: "So 11 straight hours of movement, activity and exercise by walking around!"
 
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Dragoonism said:
Just turned on Phils stream to see if he have started playing APEX yet, first thing i hear is he supposedly was out walking for 11 hours yesterday... Someone else also think that sounds weird and unrealistic?
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He was out 11 hours yesterday. He considers leaving the house activity even if it's driving in his car, and was talking about how it was necessary to be active every so often. That's how much he holds up in his house.
 
Some anon got cucked, gave him $60 and said he worked 6 hours to give that to Phil. Phil’s cartoon wolf eyes made that AHOOGA noise and he ignored the guy’s message about working 6 hours to support him.

Pathetic.
 
Of course he picked the standart battle dude with a big shield as his first class.
Also one of his teammates quit or jumped on his own. And his other teammate just ran away.
LOL.
Sadly no mic yet.

I have to say, this game looks interesting.
 
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Sadly no mic yet.
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He has muted voice comms. The dude on his team is constantly talking or at least transmitting, but there's no sound and DSP is completely ignoring it.

Lol, he died within literally 2 seconds of his first enemy encounter because he was walking around on his own. He let out a big SIGH.
 
Salubrious said:
He was out 11 hours yesterday. He considers leaving the house activity even if it's driving in his car, and was talking about how it was necessary to be active every so often. That's how much he holds up in his house.
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I mean, this is coming from the man that said that his blood was pumping because he put clothes in the washer and also the same man who somehow sweats like a pig while playing videogames.
 
Dragoonism said:
Just turned on Phils stream to see if he have started playing APEX yet, first thing i hear is he supposedly was out walking for 11 hours yesterday... Someone else also think that sounds weird and unrealistic?

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To be more correct!
Phil: "So 11 straight hours of movement, activity and exercise by walking around!"
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He would be in the hospital right now if that were true. The atrophy that has developed in his entire buddy renders him useless after about 10 minutes I would assume.
 
I guess one could argue that DSP was in a firefight or the zone was closing in the first game, but I'd be shocked if DSP spends his time reviving any of his teammates in this game.

I'd put the over/under on 1.5.
 
One of his first complaints is about the game running at about 40 fps.

Dood in chat does a 50 bitch here noting he should turn off super sampling because it doesn't benefit this game and only makes it look and run worse. DSP refuses because he thinks it's a hassle to turn it off and says that the devs should have optimized their game better.

Jesus Christ.
 
Xerxers said:
So kat told him not to eat fast food anymore and he agreed, and she also told him to sell all his blu-rays which he did instantly lol
Pussy whipped.

Pathetic dsp
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I dont buy either!

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So he accused other streamers to be sponsored yet again!
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Can someone point out any among the top 36?
 
Comma said:
One of his first complaints is about the game running at about 40 fps.

Dood in chat does a 50 bitch here noting he should turn off super sampling because it doesn't benefit this game and only makes it look and run worse. DSP refuses because he thinks it's a hassle to turn it off and says that the devs should have optimized their game better.

Jesus Christ.
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Opening the menu and switching something could take hours! He might get stuck in the menus, and then who will stir the sauce, dood?
 
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