Anyone seen my penis?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I woke up with a horrific, blinding headache this morning. Once I regained my vision, I noticed something missing. My penis. Anyone seen it?

 

[Driftwood]

I do not have electron microscope eyes so no.

 

[The Wizard]

Sometimes, my penis retracts itself into my body.

I usually clench my crotch really hard while screaming Kamehameha, and that pops it right out again.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Did you check beneath your gunt?

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[peachflute]

Is seeing it mandatory?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]