Anyone ever been Dog Bitten?

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Please structure your relpies to the Question as follows:

I was bitten by a dog on: (date/time/location)
I was bitten by a dog on my: (body part)
I (enjoyed/did not enjoy) being bitten by a dog
I have been bitten by a dog (this many times/X number of times)

If you have NEVEr been bitten by a dog, then...get the fuck Out!!
 
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I was bitten by a dog: A long time ago
I was bitten by a dog on my: forearm, it left a 2 inch transverse scar
I did not enjoy being bitten by the dog.
I have been bitten by a dog: many times. (I worked for a vet for a number of years. I originally wanted to go into animal medicine, but switched to people medicine since its easier to be less empathetic with humans who typically cause their own misery)

Bonus: I have bitten a dog: Once, to teach her not to bite anyone ever again. It worked.
 
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Sometimes my cat will lay on my chest and watch youtube videos with me and I will nibble those kitty cat ears. I don't use teeth of course, I just use my lips and faux-gum them, going "umnumnumnum" the whole time. Her ears are always cold even if it is an oven in my office. after awhile she will turn and do the same to my ear, it's really funny. I'm not entirely sure but.. I think that she thinks its how humans show affection, when it's just me being a weirdo. but the fact that she returns the gesture makes me really happy.
 
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I was bitten by a dog during the final exam of puppy kindergarten.
I was bitten by a dog on my thumb.
I did not enjoy being bitten by a dog.
I have been bitten by a dog one time.

It was a total accident because I was giving him a treat and he just took my thumb with. But I sure bled everywhere instantly, including a big stripe of blood on my own puppy's white fur.
Luckily the puppy kindergarten took place inside a pet supply store, so I just bought some dog wipes. The trainer saw it all happen and didn't say anything. He did graduate puppy kindergarten.
 
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I will tell a story of a time I was Dog Bitten.

I was staying at a friend of my mom's for the day.

She had a palatial upper-middle-class McMansion.

I spent most of the day upstairs in her son's room playing "Secret of Mana" for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Her son was at his father's for the day, so he was gone.

I did not delete any of his Save Game files to make room for my own.

I have a hazy memory of a scary looking ghost peering through the door at me from the dark closet within his bedroom.

Might have been a nightmare I had later.

The woman had a tiny chihuahua named Rimshot.

Rimshot came back from the veterinarian.

The woman asked if I wanted to come downstairs and meet her little dog Rimshot.

I entered the downstairs foyer.

Rimshot was standing in the middle of a large square detent in the floor, waiting for me.

I approached Rimshot and extended my hand.

Rimshot bit into my extended hand. His teeth went through my palm in three places.

As I pulled my hand away Rimshot growelled angrily toward me.

I did not cry or scream as I was Dog Bitten.

I was bandaged by the woman.

Rimshot sat next to me on the kitchen counter giving me the look of a curious small dog.

He was no longer Enraged.

My blood was cleaned from Rimshot's muzzle.

I heard her calling my mom at work to apologize while I was back upstairs playing "Secret of Mana" for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
 
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I was bitten by a dog on: (like three-ish years ago riding my bicycle past a neighbors house on a visit home)
I was bitten by a dog on my: (leg)
I (did not enjoy) being bitten by a dog
I have been bitten by a dog (1 time)
 
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I think if you really did get Bit by a wolf

you would have caughten Rabies.

Sorry.

it cantnt have happened.
 
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Don't know when I was bitten, I was 8 so we're looking at some 20 odd years ago.

I got bit on the face (upper teeth hit cheekbone, lower teeth hooked under my jawbone), lucky scars don't grow with the rest of your skin.

I didn't feel it, but it was quick and there was adrenaline. If I'm being honest it was kind of exciting at the time. Poor dog knew he'd done wrong and let go and slunk off real quick like, never had another incident with him.
Lot of blood though and it scared the shit out of my aunt.

It's the one and only time I ever got bit by a dog.

I been bit by plenty of other things though, lizards, geckos, rats, tarantulas, big ol praying matis (they got meat grinder mouths, hurt more than the bloody dog!) and snakes; one of which was a constrictor type, worst bite I ever had because the shit thinks if he can hang on long enough he can strangle your arm to death and eat you. No amount of cold water to his head or alcohol to his little nose holes got that cunt off, until he decided I wasn't worth it.
 
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