Anyone else miss Black Friday brawls?

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No, but I do miss going out to the malls on Black Friday and watching other people come to blows over a big screen TV that's 70% off. This Thanksgiving, remember that the best things in life are free.
 
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I miss them every year. Except once when a friend wanted a computer that was on sale, so I drove her down to the Wommart, stood back, and enjoyed the chaos. Some random lady mistook me for her daughter and passed off three portable DVD players to me in a rush telling me to put them in our cart. I kept one, and put the other two in a random nearby cart. It held a charge for forty minutes, but at least it was only $15.
 
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I miss keeping up with the Black Friday Death Counter. The website had a live counter keeping track of every fight, brawl, or killing related to Black Friday sales. Morbid? Yes, but still hilarious
 
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reminds me of the first year me and my husband were together, we drove to the local walmart, just to only look at the deals, then we saw a halirious moment come out. A guy ran with a TV without paying for it and the alarm beeped off, the guard came in and beat his ass till he fell and the guy was crying and trying to give him a TV while the guard was still beating his ass.

It made me really wish I brung my phone that day, it was so fucking funny.
 
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If you ever want to have fun on black friday just leave a slip hazard in the middle of the hallway and no one will ever picking the damn thing up just run into each other like retards
 
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what i really miss is going to stores the day after black friday and seeing the wreckage. shelves tipped over countless ripped open boxes and things just thrown everywhere. it really was a different time. i will say however i hate black friday traffic fuck that shit.
 
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