Anyone else fantasize about being a crab?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Reject humanity. Become crab.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I'd rather be a fish.

 

[Twinkletard]

The best way to get rid of crabs is to shave off half your pubes.

Then, set the other half on fire and when the little crabs start scurrying out you stab them with an icepick.

 

[SentinentCloud]

I had a buddy who ate a crab in a cheap chinese resturant once and the damn thing devasted his digestive system, and i kid you now, make him poop blood

The crab actually reserve anal raped him

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

 

[Dysnomia]

Humans are finally entering the crabification phase.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

No, but I wouldn't be opposed.

 

[TroonsDid911]

OP is a furfag.

(Somehow furry porn of crabs is surprisingly rare)

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

(Somehow furry porn of crabs is surprisingly rare)

Probably difficult to draw, for one. They also don't really lend themselves to the typical furry persona of being a soft, effeminate homosexual.

 

[Meat Target]

It'd be pretty cool to have pincers and get an iron grip on someone's nose.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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OP is a furfag.

(Somehow furry porn of crabs is surprisingly rare)

Exofag, actually.