Any other Aboboos?

[Dishonourable Harlot]

For my entire life I have been obsessed with almost nothing but boomerangs, the Pitjantjatjara and Ngaanyatjarra languages, huffing petrol, living in caves, spearheading turtles, going to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and playing the didgeridoo. I wish for a wife with the same fascination that I do, or even a friend. So fellow Aboboos, show yourselves!

 

[Lithuophile]

 

[Drip Torch]

Im a forest nigger, does that count?

 

[Huh what?]

I'll be honest- all I really want to do is huff gas and sleep in the road.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'll be honest- all I really want to do is huff gas and sleep in the road.

Really all they need is a high vis vest, hard hat and a couple of traffic cones. No one bats an eye at roadworkers lazing about.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nice try stormboy

 

[Cat tit bingo]

To be honest getting high and sleeping in a cave while didgeridoos play in the distance sounds comfy as fuck.