He and Anthony melting down over young and attractive intern Dana not wanting to fuck with the two ghouls is some of my favorite moments.
Than, Danny, & Black Earl had a contest on who can fuck Intern Lilly.
I had practically forgotten about Intern Lilly. How she ever ingratiated herself into that Ron and Fez community is beyond me. They treated her like some beautiful goddess, Ron especially. Then when I saw the infamous Black Earl photo shoot pics I was like, radio really is theater of the mind. She was a 6-7 at best.
Remember that "theater" part of "theater of the mind." I think a lot of the Lilly antics were works, as evidenced by Earl's absolute bumbling through them (since he didn't know how to act or improvise).
Jim and Ant were the same way. Remember when they hyped Sam's wife up to be some 11/10, like a peak 22 year old Jessica Alba? Only to be revealed that she was some mid- kinda nerdy, Jewish looking chick? Then again, Jim married a Nordic sex-worker with a gigantic cock, and Cumia married a chick brother Joe used to dump loads in.
Considering that Sam looks and acts like a retarded make-a-wish child while Jim/Ant chase trannies, a mid-kinda nerdy jewish chick is an 11/10 for them.
Well, didn't Joe also fuck Buzz once hell I'm willing to bet his dad had a few pumps on Buzz.
Took his brother's sloppy seconds (who was probably already the local bar's bicycle), married her, cheated, then got divorced and had to spend a decade writing 5-6 figure checks every month. Then once those payments are done Ant has to write checks to his brother because of some bullshit childhood promise that if one of them got famous they'd take care of the other one. Has there ever been a more cucked brother in history than Ant? I'd guess Joe is responsible for at least 1/3 of Ant's radio money disappearing. I know Joe Sr. is looking up from Hell, blowing out smoke from all the flames and saying "pffff...Jeeee-sus Christ" for all eternity at the worthless faggots that he (didn't) raise.
Some of my favorite things about his divorce is that he already regretted marrying her the night of their wedding. It still took him a decade to get around to divorcing her, and she ironically ended up being the one to file for divorce. He also bought her ring at Penn Station on his way to propose to her. Which he did on Christmas which made the ring legally her property when the divorce happened.
He should've just settled down with Richard after their forbidden midnight triss in the treefort instead of getting with a... girl (ew).