Answers needed for heavy emotional support - Not suicidal levels but very serious

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

My new kitten has just grown out of her " I want to nap on top of you everyday" phase.

 

[Moths]

Thats a hole in your soul not even coke and hookers could fill

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Dude, it's simple, treat her well, and always leave the lap open. She will find her way back.

 

[Yukako]

Maybe she's about to enter the "I will sit on your legs while you're sleeping" phase.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Get another cat.