💥 Trainwreck Anna Storelli - Went viral For chimping, thinks she is married to Bieber, does camshows

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Her "erotic" dancing reminded me of the little dance CWC treated us to some time ago. Which made me consider the fact that CWC would probably have sexytime with her given a chance. Which, for some reason, led to to consider what that would sound like, with all the fat rolls smacking together and sweaty skin making fart sounds, let alone the dirty talk those two would have.

I don't care that it's Monday night, I'm getting the vodka out of the freezer to flush my brain clean with.
 
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Well this is a turn out for the books! When I first saw the vid I thought 'crazy religious prude who's not getting any and resents that'. Never would I have imagined camwhore!
 
Sc4rface said:
Her "erotic" dancing reminded me of the little dance CWC treated us to some time ago. Which made me consider the fact that CWC would probably have sexytime with her given a chance. Which, for some reason, led to to consider what that would sound like, with all the fat rolls smacking together and sweaty skin making fart sounds, let alone the dirty talk those two would have.

I don't care that it's Monday night, I'm getting the vodka out of the freezer to flush my brain clean with.
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CWC would have sexytime with anything with two eyes and four lips. He is totally devoid of standards in that respect.
 
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She actually used to be pretty cute, wtf happened.

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And apparently she does this shit a lot, there are other stories of her freaking out on people for no reason.
 
The ones who used to be normal but had a psychotic break always make me sort of sad. I'd like to think that the former Anna Storelli astral projected into the world of Second Life and now spends a merry eternity DJing for furries or whatever the fuck.
 
tentacake said:
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She actually used to be pretty cute, wtf happened.

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And apparently she does this shit a lot, there are other stories of her freaking out on people for no reason.
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Schizophrenia and Schizoeffective disorder usually will manifest sometime around puberty. I knew someone like this, literally on the honor roll at her school, and then on the last year she started accusing other people of random things, seeing patterns in things that weren't there, remembering things differently. Joined the Jehovahs Witnesses, then they kicked her out because they don't believe in mental illness. Tried to get a job at a strip club, which failed, and then a b/f. She's either in a institute now, or dead. Because she disappeared off the face of the internet.
 
ShittyRecolor said:
She look like a melting wax figure. Yuck!
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Nah, she looks like one of those Venus of Willendorf figurines. The poor woman was just born in the wrong time period. I hope she can rest easy that Neanderthals from around 32000 years ago would have boned her.
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Ginger Piglet said:
Stone me. She used to be genuinely tasty and definitely worth a squirt.

I'm not a doctor and I don't even play one on TV, but someone mentioned that she went nuts after a 2 week solid Second Life marathon. I wonder if there's any studies on this sort of thing - massive vidya marathons causing some sort of psychological trauma?
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You try dealing with this:
for two weeks straight.
 
Null said:
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https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 1-7502597.mp4
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Also, usually people assume a faux name when they begin to post pornography videos of themselves ...
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All of her dancing looks like epilepsy.
 
You gotta love a woman who has to spread her fat lips apart prior to spreading her labia to show off her rancid vagina. Just what every classy person wants to see and experience.

Also, she can't be that successful, who the hell still has a tube TV in their living room!?!?
 
Null said:
[video]Anna%20Storelli/Anna%20Storelli%20-%202-6649186.mp4[/video]

https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 1-7502597.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 2-7502602.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 3-7502604.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 4-7502611.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 5-7502614.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 6-7502623.mp4
https://video.lolcow.wiki/Anna Storelli/Anna Marie Storelli 7-7502687.mp4

Also, usually people assume a faux name when they begin to post pornography videos of themselves ...
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My God, she dances like jello! I especially like the cellulite. That's a nice touch.
 
Second Life Marathons will cause you to morph into Ralph Pootawn it seems. Right down to stopping people getting amorous.
 
SuperHomoMate said:
You gotta love a woman who has to spread her fat lips apart prior to spreading her labia to show off her rancid vagina. Just what every classy person wants to see and experience.

Also, she can't be that successful, who the hell still has a tube TV in their living room!?!?
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She apparently can afford a 20$ poke salad from Santa Monica so shes getting money from somewhere.

Or shes retarded
 
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