Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Mr. Johnson]

This is so sad, "the fruit being good quality put it over the top"
It's sponge cake...just buy some fruit at the local farmer's market, I think wallmart has cheaper cakes but I don't live in America. Over here there's various really well made chocolate-orange, strawberry cakes, cheesecake etc. for around 20$

 

[ghjoigcbn]

This is so sad, "the fruit being good quality put it over the top"
It's sponge cake...just buy some fruit at the local farmer's market, I think wallmart has cheaper cakes but I don't live in America. Over here there's various really well made chocolate-orange, strawberry cakes, cheesecake etc. for around 20$
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It’s an asian style cake from an asian grocery store. Very light fluffy cake with whipped cream and fruit, not very sweet.

The way she says she inhaled it implies she ate the entire cake herself. The 8 inch cake, which is the smallest jt could be, has 11 servings and is 2420 calories in total.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Grocery store cakes are made in a factory and shipped in to chain stores. Its the furthest thing you could get from an actual well made cake, its entire recipe is created specifically to be easy enough for minimum wage retards to throw in industrial mixers, and basic enough to be pumped out by shitty machines by the dozens. You can even tell the fruit isn't "good quality" It probably got sliced and has sat there in a cooler for hours. The strawberries and dragonfruit you can tell are wilted as fuck looking and the peach or apricot or whatever slices aren't glistening or anything so they have zero moisture. You can tell she threw in the fruit "being good quality" as a cope because they obviously aren't. With how much money they make they could have actually gone to a bakery, bought something good, and supported a business. Also "Chiffon Icing" isn't a thing you dumb fucking bitch chiffon is a kind of cake. It drives me up the fucking wall when she says shit where she tries to sound like she knows what she's talking about and says something outright wrong.

She obviously didn't "inhale it" she just doesn't want to post more pictures because that would make it look worse, and Anisa has to have 100% perfect everything that's always awesome and nothing is ever bad or goes poorly. It was a basic ass sponge with shitty icing and old fruit that was probably too old to be sold in the produce department. Anisa out here always trying to make the most basic, cheap shit sound like its luxurious and expensive. Very fitting with the way she presents herself.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

She's been eyeing up a 25$ crappy store cake (CAD??)

https://www.tntsupermarket.com/eng/622774-62277401-mixed-fruit-cake.html

(for some reason my browser is glitching and I can't attach a screenshot)
It's never been this joever

They bought the cake from an Asian supermarket, Kate’s Asian… is Anisa trying to skinwalk Kate in some way now?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Why does she love whole fruit stuck on top of deserts?

Start with „she’s a retard” and take it from there.

 

[SeaSearching]

A fan recognises Ian. This is actually worse than I thought lol. Anisa stands far away and then says something but is completely ignored for some good second hand embarrassment, then seethes about how no one cares about her.

They stole AB's (that's Ethan Klein's... uh, assistant? The guy that got his ribs pulverised by Dad) jacket,

With Jessica and Coach Mike sharing how Anisa and I interact, it made me think of the short stint of IRL streaming they did long ago.

Thank you, @JelloJerk for managing to save the stream because it gives just a small window into how they interact. I always thought the awkwardness came from trying out IRL, but no, this is just how they are. It's interesting even to see how semi-alive Ian is not completely beaten into a CTE pill-eating shell of himself.

 

[Mayfly]

It drives me up the fucking wall when she says shit where she tries to sound like she knows what she's talking about and says something outright wrong.

I still can't get over her putting frozen soup dumplings from Costco into prepackaged miso broth and sharing it as if it was a culinary achievement. Then she didn't know what the difference was and so what she said the type of dumplings she was using were was actually the name of the brand.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Guys ITT, I don't care how redpilled you are, don't forget your GFs birthday. You have to get her something even if it's only $1. Get her a flower and a balloon if nothing else. DoorDash her a cupcake. When you're out with her and she says something like "ooh my goddd oh wow this is like so totally cute omg lol" find it and bookmark it on Amazon until the next birthday or holiday. Always pay attention to stuff like that because there will be a time when you forget her birthday and don't know what to buy. If you do forget to get a gift you need to lie and say something like it got delayed in the mail and then quickly order something with Next Day shipping. Even if you're extremely based and redpilled and know that holidays are just a Jewish scheme to force you to buy gifts, you have to get her a gift anyway. Even if she says she doesn't want one, just do it. If you want to go the gift card route go nails, hair or massage.

Buy your girl a gift or she'll look at you the way Anus looks at idubbz.

 

[Squid Diddler]

I don’t get it, why was the cake belated? She was clearly hinting to him that she wanted this specific cake, did he fuck that up and forget and she had to make him buy it afterwards?

 

[W@rui]

Why does she love whole fruit stuck on top of deserts?

Because she's a whore for the

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and probably think it's artsy and blah blah blah. Much like being a slave to the aesthetic, it's hollow consumerist bullshit which is on-par for a pseudo-cosmopolitan-socialist such as herself.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I don’t get it, why was the cake belated? She was clearly hinting to him that she wanted this specific cake, did he fuck that up and forget and she had to make him buy it afterwards?

It's possible that there were two cakes that she just couldn't decide between and she was stunlocked by indecision until after her birthday had already passed.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

How long until Anisa notices this tweet has been community noted since last month and she's been promoting the most Ian and Anisa-owning episode of the H3 Podcast ever to her visitors this whole time?

 

[Pitckus]

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How long until Anisa notices this tweet has been community noted since last month and she's been promoting the most Ian and Anisa-owning episode of the H3 Podcast ever to her visitors this whole time?

She knows. She’s just too stupid and spiteful to care. In her BPD mind, leaving it up is a total own against DA HAYDURS.

 

[crystal_pepsi]

Grocery store cakes are made in a factory and shipped in to chain stores. Its the furthest thing you could get from an actual well made cake, its entire recipe is created specifically to be easy enough for minimum wage retards to throw in industrial mixers.

Yup, I used to work the frozen area at a grocery store a couple years ago, they're all frozen, every cake, donut, pastery, etc. on display came out of a freezer, and I don't care if we're talking Walshart or an actual good grocery chain like HEB or Publix, it's all the same crap. The only cakes worth getting at those """bakery""" sections are the ice cream cakes for obvious reasons.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Genuinely how the fuck do you guys enjoy Kino Casino? 2 fat geriatric retards pause every 8 seconds to scream "OH NOOOOOOOOOO" while constantly repeating the same sentences and laughing at every little thing that happens in the clips they're watching

You forgot about Bling blong dinga, asshole!

 

[Briareus]

Guys ITT, I don't care how redpilled you are, don't forget your GFs birthday. You have to get her something even if it's only $1. Get her a flower and a balloon if nothing else. DoorDash her a cupcake. When you're out with her and she says something like "ooh my goddd oh wow this is like so totally cute omg lol" find it and bookmark it on Amazon until the next birthday or holiday. Always pay attention to stuff like that because there will be a time when you forget her birthday and don't know what to buy. If you do forget to get a gift you need to lie and say something like it got delayed in the mail and then quickly order something with Next Day shipping. Even if you're extremely based and redpilled and know that holidays are just a Jewish scheme to force you to buy gifts, you have to get her a gift anyway. Even if she says she doesn't want one, just do it. If you want to go the gift card route go nails, hair or massage.

Buy your girl a gift or she'll look at you the way Anus looks at idubbz.

This is why it's fun to plan things out and try to get things in advance. I gave a friend a book from a series she really likes and I casually managed to get her to talk about it and which other book she wanted in the series, then ordered it.

Just spend a little of the time you might have thinking of something and it's true most people will appreciate even the tiniest gesture. Have a custom card printed, I swear those never fail to make a lady happy.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

I don’t get it, why was the cake belated? She was clearly hinting to him that she wanted this specific cake, did he fuck that up and forget and she had to make him buy it afterwards?

My theory is that he spends so much time with her he literally had to wait until she fell asleep to sneak out of the house to go buy the cake. He really doesn't have any other life than appeasing her.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I don’t get it, why was the cake belated? She was clearly hinting to him that she wanted this specific cake, did he fuck that up and forget and she had to make him buy it afterwards?

Times are tough. He was already reeling from the Ethernet cable purchase. He thought he could get away with skipping the cake after all the humiliation he's endured on her behalf this year, but he was wrong. So he cleaned out the folding chair fund and spent it on the cake as ordered.

 

[Trans Randy]

Crazy how they are codependent but don't love eachother

Just like the cake, there's just so many layers to this.
I think if I actually ever forgot that my GF wanted a specific cake for her birthday and I got it three days late, and she had a social media following (thank god she doesn't), she wouldn't blurt out to the entire internet that I fucked up.
It would be something like "oh right guys, sorry I forgot to show you, but check out this cake my husband got me!".

They truly fucking hate each other, but are eternally bound by not giving Da Haydurz a W.

 

[basedman]

You can even tell the fruit isn't "good quality" It probably got sliced and has sat there in a cooler for hours. The strawberries and dragonfruit you can tell are wilted as fuck looking and the peach or apricot or whatever slices aren't glistening or anything so they have zero moisture.

You forget this is Edmonton we're talking about. That's as good as it gets!