"angry" gamers/critics

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Never heard of this "Strider" guy, but judging from what you say, I can already tell I wouldn't like his content. (How DARE you not like older cartoons!)

Now that's a non-subscription from me!
 
Just got out of seeing Moana (which was pretty good btw) and I'm waiting to see whether or not Doug will shit all over it. The movie has a lot of modern talk--something he hates--and has a pretty standard story despite the stellar visuals and execution. Doug will often hold Disney films to an impossibly high standard to the point where something simple and sweet isn't his cup of tea and then have a spergfest about why children's cartoons are high art/adult entertainment/etc. instead of something the entire family is meant to enjoy.
 
Alto said:
Just got out of seeing Moana (which was pretty good btw) and I'm waiting to see whether or not Doug will shit all over it. The movie has a lot of modern talk--something he hates--and has a pretty standard story despite the stellar visuals and execution. Doug will often hold Disney films to an impossibly high standard to the point where something simple and sweet isn't his cup of tea and then have a spergfest about why children's cartoons are high art/adult entertainment/etc. instead of something the entire family is meant to enjoy.
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but muh brown female lead
 
Uncanny Valley said:
but muh brown female lead
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I'm not gonna watch the review, haven't watched anything NC related since Kickassia bored me to tears, but I did catch some of his Disneycember stuff and Im gonna place a bet that he'll compare the female lead to Lilo and proceed to rage about how she's not as good.
I will say if he doesn't give the film a glowing review he's probably gonna get a shit ton of salt from the Hamilton spergs since Lin Manuel-Miranda is attached and to them he's the new Jesus.
 
Alto said:
Just got out of seeing Moana (which was pretty good btw) and I'm waiting to see whether or not Doug will shit all over it. The movie has a lot of modern talk--something he hates--and has a pretty standard story despite the stellar visuals and execution. Doug will often hold Disney films to an impossibly high standard to the point where something simple and sweet isn't his cup of tea and then have a spergfest about why children's cartoons are high art/adult entertainment/etc. instead of something the entire family is meant to enjoy.
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Doug will see what the popular opinion is, then he'll make a video defending the opposite one to show how smart he is.
 
When it comes to "honest" movie reviews Doug's a wildcard. He'll come in saying how one film is completely bad or bland, or then praise it to the high heavens. I know he's been playing towards the rad-left lately, but even he didn't care much for Zootopia (muh racism message). Following this either that he'll praise Moana for Lin Manuel-Jesus and the progressive brown lead, or complain and compare it to Lilo and Stich and Frozen and how "It's not as good" as his other favorite films. Or like @Someone said, he'll play the special hipster who didn't like it in contrast to the audiences.

The only Disney films he's ever gone nuts for is Frozen. But nuts to the point of turning into a white-knight for it.

And another commercial special! Ooh, let me guess: more "white people"/internet radleft jokes, Trump jokes, the uptenth Pokemon sucks joke, and another pointless cameo from somebody who needs to do something better with their life?
 
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friedshrimp said:
When it comes to "honest" movie reviews Doug's a wildcard. He'll come in saying how one film is completely bad or bland, or then praise it to the high heavens. I know he's been playing towards the rad-left lately, but even he didn't care much for Zootopia (muh racism message). Following this either that he'll praise Moana for Lin Manuel-Jesus and the progressive brown lead, or complain and compare it to Lilo and Stich and Frozen and how "It's not as good" as his other favorite films. Or like @Someone said, he'll play the special hipster who didn't like it in contrast to the audiences.

The only Disney films he's ever gone nuts for is Frozen. But nuts to the point of turning into a white-knight for it.

And another commercial special! Ooh, let me guess: more "white people"/internet radleft jokes, Trump jokes, the uptenth Pokemon sucks joke, and another pointless cameo from somebody who needs to do something better with their life?
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More commercials, huh? I can't wait for him to be triggered by some random ad from Canada
 
The new commercials ep features a tiger fursuit. It's worse than we all imagined it would be.
 
friedshrimp said:
Doug Walker confirmed furry?
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I haven't watched the episode, but Malcolm Ray is a furry and has a tiger fursuit.

Edit: Yup, it's him.
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Alto said:
Just got out of seeing Moana (which was pretty good btw) and I'm waiting to see whether or not Doug will shit all over it. The movie has a lot of modern talk--something he hates--and has a pretty standard story despite the stellar visuals and execution. Doug will often hold Disney films to an impossibly high standard to the point where something simple and sweet isn't his cup of tea and then have a spergfest about why children's cartoons are high art/adult entertainment/etc. instead of something the entire family is meant to enjoy.
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Any film that has Dwayne Johnson in it will never be high art, but it will always be somewhat entertaining, even if its in a really lame way.
 
Lorento said:
Any film that has Dwayne Johnson in it will never be high art, but it will always be somewhat entertaining, even if its in a really lame way.
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The Rock had it so much better when he wasn't trying to act, honestly.
 
TheLateGreatBate said:
He talks about how the non-existent gender pay gap is still around in the new commercials video.
Don't watch it.
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I watched it. It was shit.

In addition to tiger fursuits and Bat Gender Politics, we see Doug getting triggered by creepy British PSAs. Specifically this ad:
 
Not sure if this person has been posted here yet. Relatively new, Intersectional Feminist Disney Worshipping Media Critic. The next generation, being raised on Channel Awesome has arrived. Qualifications? Creative Writing Class.

 
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