💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[MMX]

Here we go.

Dobbie must have an amonia heavy diet

 

[Barley]

Here we go.

C'mon, Dobson, that's just not the kind of shit you go around telling people

Anyway, I find it very weird he claimed to get PTSD from this incident but back when he mentioned it here...
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/MCM-updates-304612534
...he basically brushed it off

Spoiler

"I am worried about one thing though...

I'm getting dangerously low on stock. I brought everything I had left to England and I'm nearly sold out! What's going to happen if I come back to America for QCAnime Zing and have nothing to sell? Lol"

and came back to the place the very next day (I'm only guessing it was the next day tho) "knowing what to expect" (in his very own words) and feeling much more prepared.
And now he suddenly has PTSD from it?

 

[JU 199]

Anyone know what he's going on about?

Very funny dobson

 

[Professor Iris]

....where's the joke, Dobson?

 

[BuckMatic]

Anyone know what he's going on about?

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He's tweeting "satirical" descriptions of game endings out of context, the underwear one is probably Metroid, referencing that if you beat the game a certain way she's wearing a bikini. It's supposed to be funny. The other ones I don't know.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He's tweeting "satirical" descriptions of game endings out of context, the underwear one is probably Metroid, referencing that if you beat the game a certain way she's wearing a bikini. It's supposed to be funny. The other ones I don't know.

Knowing Dobson the contest one may relate to Megaman6 (where a contest is some plot excuse for Wily to steal robots) and the last oen with the Dream may be Super Mario Bro 2.

Also, I doubt the guy stayed up to watch the Blood Moon. After all, we know he is afraid of the dark. BTW, saw it: Was pretty nice.

 

[Ruin]

I dunno about where Dobbers lives, but here all of our comic stores are accepting of anyone interested in buying something. Hell, there are a bunch of girl employees, as well, and I've never seen anyone treat them differently at the stores just because they have a vagina.

Also, since when does Dobbers leave his house to go to comic stores? Pretty sure his views on them are just how they're perceived in various shows and movies, and not how they generally are IRL. Once again, it's a case of him parroting what he's told instead of, y'know, doing research.

Like most sjws I'm pretty sure Dobson gets all of his views on nerd culture from The Big Bang Theory.

 

[JustSomeFella]

"Next time it may be worse..."

Yes, Dobson. Everyone's trying to kill you.
You ever heard of the term "delusions of grandeur?"

 

[MMX]

Anyone know what he's going on about?

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Very funny dobson

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Is this dobbies version of the CWC picture riddle ?

 

[zedkissed60]

Here we go.

"oder"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

5 Bucks say he's just vaguely aware that Tintin is some non-mainstream comic titan with a good reputation and thus drops the name for fake-geek-cred.

Oooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he likes Tintin because the character is basically a sexless, genderless, adult-size child, and thus appeals to Nookie Bear who feels so repulsed by any kind of masculinity.

Spoiler

Never shaves yet doesn't sport a single stubble, never looked at a girl, never had alcohol or tobacky.

 

[Madolche]

"oder"

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how sweat mixed with with water makes it smell like that...the only reason I can see that happening is his liver or kidneys aren't doing so hot, because there's no way this guy is eating too much protein for it to happen.

No, I'm positive it's health related. I bet he's always a combination of dehydrated, malnourished, and unacquainted with a shower.

 

[MMX]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how sweat mixed with with water makes it smell like that...the only reason I can see that happening is his liver or kidneys aren't doing so hot, because there's no way this guy is eating too much protein for it to happen.

No, I'm positive it's health related. I bet he's always a combination of dehydrated, malnourished, and unacquainted with a shower.

The other possibility is hes hitting the gym to hard and using dodgy bulking powders.

No seriously its a need for a long hit hot shower.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Kind of like Dobson making references to current things...

 

[CWCissey]

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Kind of like Dobson making references to current things...

Or stuff like 'Jimmy Wanton' or Captain Picard asking for Vietnamese noodle soup

 

[Madolche]

Imagine being this smug over a literal child as an adult.

 

[AnOminous]

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Dobson is stupid. He's basically saying it's somehow sad that people were born after he was.

A good joke is still going to be funny with or without its original referent. If the only humor in the joke is "ha ha I remember that old thing" then it isn't a good joke.

The joke may get added depth as you later become familiar with the old material, or even look it up because it was mentioned in something else you like, but it's not necessary.

Or stuff like 'Jimmy Wanton' or Captain Picard asking for Vietnamese noodle soup

Nah, that's not cute and depressing. That's just depressing.

 

[CWCissey]

Why was Dobby watching The Simpsons with a 13 year old anyway?

 

[Madolche]

He states it as if it was some stranger child, so this kind of makes this rather creepy. Why were you around this child, Dobby, what setting was this? You can't say that they were randomly playing simpsons on a collection of TVs in a shop window on a busy street.

Smells like bullshit and probably his sweat cologne.

 

[tepid]

Dobson is stupid. He's basically saying it's somehow sad that people were born after he was.

So sad that these kids will never experience the TRUE AND HONEST childhood of an 80's child, they have to put up with their stupid FAKE DISHONEST FUN like their Angry Birds movie.

He states it as if it was some stranger child, so this kind of makes this rather creepy. Why were you around this child, Dobby, what setting was this? You can't say that they were randomly playing simpsons on a collection of TVs in a shop window on a busy street.

Smells like bullshit and probably his sweat cologne.

Family friend or relative? I imagine he lives with his parents right? "Dobson can you watch lil Bobby for a bit, put some of your cartoons on for him or something…… yes don't worry I've hidden all the spray bottles"