Anarcho-capitalists - Free markets on steroids, Rothbardian lunacy, and other Ancapistan stupidity

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I can't stand these people, more-so especially since I used to be one of them (offline anyway). It's the ideology of smug retards who are literally campaigning for their own serfdom.

Like any group of internet cultists they have their own buzzwords. Some I heard last week were:

-Livestockholm Syndrome (because only government treats people like walking wallets guyz).
-Legalised Mafia
-Statist
-Brainwashed by "Prussian Model of Schooling".

You can tell when these people belong to an internet cult when they start developing their own stupid lexicon and never feel the need to explain it. Like I was talking to this guy and it's lucky I already knew what a Statist was from observing these people before. He started going off about brainwashing at schools, how it make people like the government and after I asked him where in the UK this was the case (where everyone hates the government really), only then did it occur to me that he was talking about just the concept of a nation-state in-general but had at no-point felt the need to clarify that. Pro-tip: if you're so entrenched in something that you forget the need to explain terms to average people, you're too far in.
 
Admiral Piett said:
I never quite understood these guys' point of view, or the differences between them. What exactly are the differences between Rothbardian and Friedman anarcho-capitalists? Is it sort of like communism in that you have Leninism, Stalinism and Maoist doctrines of it?
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These people are basically just like Tumblerinas who all have to have their special unique flavor of ACism and associated buzzwords. "I am a post-Rothbardian, Neo-primitivist, voluntaryist Anarchocalitalist. My pronouns are xim/zwer." Ultimately they all believe the same basic shit: let me do whatever I want and free markets will magically create a utopia. It's a dirt-simple idea, so they have to pile on loads of complicated pseudo-intellectual language to make themselves feel smarter than the plebeian sheep.
 
I love how anarcho-capitalists, libertarians, and hardline conservatives complain how the government is after everything in your wallet... but they never mention how corporations and other capitalists are after your wallet as well :story:

Skeealator said:
These people are basically just like Tumblerinas who all have to have their special unique flavor of ACism and associated buzzwords. "I am a post-Rothbardian, Neo-primitivist, voluntaryist Anarchocalitalist. My pronouns are xim/zwer." Ultimately they all believe the same basic shit: let me do whatever I want and free markets will magically create a utopia. It's a dirt-simple idea, so they have to pile on loads of complicated pseudo-intellectual language to make themselves feel smarter than the plebeian sheep.
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IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, STATIST SHITLORD!!!11!
 
It's funny. Even fucking Rand of all people saw the need for a goverment (albiet a very small one).

Crazy bitch would probably call these fuckers crazy too.
 
People who blindly rely on the Market to solve every problem are just as delusional as people who blindly trust the State to do the same
Weeny Tran said:
It's funny. Even fucking Rand of all people saw the need for a goverment (albiet a very small one).

Crazy bitch would probably call these fuckers crazy too.
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And she did, as does her whole movement
http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/libertarians.html

Ayn Rand said:
Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs.
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Too Many Crooks said:
I love how anarcho-capitalists, libertarians, and hardline conservatives complain how the government is after everything in your wallet... but they never mention how corporations and other capitalists are after your wallet as well :story:



IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, STATIST SHITLORD!!!11!
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I like how they never seem to have any answer for the fact that a country actually operating on their principles looks like Somalia. The only countries on the planet that don't have government are absolute, unequivocal shitholes.
 
AnOminous said:
I like how they never seem to have any answer for the fact that a country actually operating on their principles looks like Somalia. The only countries on the planet that don't have government are absolute, unequivocal shitholes.
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This reminds me of a scene in the pro-anarchist webcomic, Escape From Terra, where (in the future) some people were talking about the joys of anarchism and brought up Somalia as an example. And then someone blurted out, "Somalia is the greatest country ever".
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
This reminds me of a scene in the pro-anarchist webcomic, Escape From Terra, where (in the future) some people were talking about the joys of anarchism and brought up Somalia as an example. And then someone blurted out, "Somalia is the greatest country ever".
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Yet somehow they don't move to their dream country.
 
Legatus Lanius said:
People who blindly rely on the Market to solve every problem are just as delusional as people who blindly trust the State to do the same


And she did, as does her whole movement
http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/libertarians.html
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I actually didn't know that she said that, well done. I have some pretty liberal beliefs myself and even know a anarcho-capitalist who really knows his shit (and is a nigga to boot) but well...

Lotta this movement (more like bowel movement amirite) seems to be a bunch of tumblr-like FUCK YOU MOM YOU DONT OWN ME sorta shit.
 
Weeny Tran said:
I actually didn't know that she said that, well done. I have some pretty liberal beliefs myself and even know a anarcho-capitalist who really knows his shit (and is a nigga to boot) but well...
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It seems to be a trait of "extreme" politics that only really smart and really dumb people are into them.
 
Skeealator said:
You'd be amazed how many of these guys are on welfare or gov't assistance.
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Not really. I've known more than a few of these fuckers, actually.

They often have excuses about why they do that, too, and how it's somehow okay for them to do that when they go on racist rants about black people who do it.
 
AnOminous said:
Not really. I've known more than a few of these fuckers, actually.

They often have excuses about why they do that, too, and how it's somehow okay for them to do that when they go on racist rants about black people who do it.
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Self-serving bullshit is one of the best indicators of a lolcow. We don't have threads about every human being that believes things that simply aren't true.
 
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