An Ultimatum

[Mark Knopfler]

Alright buddy you have two options here. You can be a kiwi, or you can be a lolcow. Those are your two choices. Choose wisely. So what's it gonna be, huh? HUH? A kiwi? Kiiwee Or a lolcow? lawlcoh

 

[YE24]

I choose DEATH.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

grunch

 

[Blouie]

Have I truly become a lolcow?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Trick question, every Kiwi is secretly a lolcow.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I've been a Kiwi in my life and I've been a lolcow. Being a Kiwi is better.

 

[Grub]

Maybe the real lolcows were the kiwis we met along the way.

 

[Shidoen]

WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH, WE HAVE TOMMIE AFTER ALL

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Can we get Null to read this on air?

 

[Justtocheck]

KIWI 4 LIFE

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

And that's the tale of the Kiwi Kretin

 

[Uncle Sid]

I choose op's mom.