An Idea / Insurance Scheme

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Łimønča

Łimønča

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Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?
 
Łimønča said:
Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?
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Assurance and All-State do that already.
 
Łimønča said:
Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?
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You've never gotten harassed to pay $20 for an extended warranty on $40 headphones? Stores like Best Buy figured this out ages ago, and it's generally a ripoff.
 
Even Amazon pesters you to buy this on every single thing you order.
 
Offer covid vaccine nano robot insurance. If a claimant can prove the nano robots in their vaccine caused adverse health effects, pay to have all of their blood removed. It's on them to source the replacement blood. I bet you could make a dollar or two if you advertise this in the right circles.
 
Łimønča said:
Yeah but mine will be more professional.
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You wouldn't have the scale required to set up an insurance company just as a random bloke.

Real answer: Start screeching foul misbegotten prayers to Chemosh in archaic Moabite and sacrifice your firstborn. You'll get set up with an insurance company.
 
Begemot said:
You wouldn't have the scale required to set up an insurance company just as a random bloke.

Real answer: Start screeching foul misbegotten prayers to Chemosh in archaic Moabite and sacrifice your firstborn. You'll get set up with an insurance company.
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Done and done.
 
You'll probably need a bit of liquidity, but just take out ads saying you're selling insurance policies, and then sell insurance policies.
 
I think we need a whole new forum dedicated to discussing unethical strategies to generate liquidity, primarily for people who have little to no money like myself.
 
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