Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

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Clovis said:
Anti what?
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This is probably just good marketing. If someone believes they have moths in their teeth, they're going to be willing to spend a decent amount of money to solve that problem. Not so much money they endanger their meth budget, though.
 
The_Red_Man said:
Tbh the only thing that comes to mind with this is to do a butt chug like Steve-O.
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People are always coming up with new sex procedures, but there's also the ancient joke:
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A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, "Isn't that your husband coming carrying all those roses?"​
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The redhead says it is.​
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The blonde responds by saying, "Oh, you are so lucky".​
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The redhead sighs and says, "No I'm not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air."​
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The blonde says, "Oh my, don't you have a vase to put them in?"​
 
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It's India, it's America, it's quick

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Eyeshadow is so beautiful, how can I not fall in love with it?
But do you always feel like you're wearing fake eyeshadow
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Make you easily master all kinds of eye makeup, a gospel for new hands
 
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It's a relationship that relieves stress and negative emotions.
Bad emotions need to find the right way to make you feel good.
 
Aunt Carol said:
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It's a relationship that relieves stress and negative emotions.
Bad emotions need to find the right way to make you feel good.
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I think it's a device that muffles your voice so you can scream as loud as you want, but that illustration makes it look it's for puking up sea urchins.
Wait, what's wrong with just screaming into a pillow?
 
Not Engrish, but tell my work that all I'm going to do is sit on the counter and intermittently beep, until they order some
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FEMALE TONER

They changed the name to "Healthy Cycle," around the time they renamed "Gypsy Cold Care."
 
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Beriberi (?)

This should be someone's fetish, or at least the title of an ASMR video:
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Deep cleansing every inch of your toes
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Sleepy chest gathered

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Entertainment Leisure Time

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Humanized tiger mouth opening design
 
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