American Surveillance - How I learned to love Palantir

[John Badman]

Palantir is a necessity of the modern social system, without behavioral checks far left extremists continue to evade justice with complete immunity. We need AI tools to surveil criminals in order to track them for incarceration or deportation. With Foundry we will be able to deport every illegal with a digital presence, if these measures had been put into place before the far left lunatic riots our government would’ve been able to arrest organizers and insurrectionists.

The Master List must be built. Freedom through security.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

And when the regularly scheduled transfer of power to the left takes place you'll be arrested if the system deems that there is even a possibility that you might not use someone's proper pronouns.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Shouldn't you be ecstatic that your stocks in this shit are gonna go up? That is all you seem to care about.

Also damn you assmad as shit.

 

[Skitarii]

I support diverting all mass surveillance systems in the world to specifically monitor @John Badman and NO ONE ELSE, that way he has five hundred different cameras from at least fifty different international intelligence agencies monitoring him when he goes to take a shit.

 

[John Badman]

I support diverting all mass surveillance systems in the world to specifically monitor @John Badman and NO ONE ELSE, that way he has five hundred different cameras from at least fifty different international intelligence agencies monitoring him when he goes to take a shit.

I have nothing to hide, unlike you surveillance child.

Also damn you assmad as shit.

Why am I assmad? I think President Trump needs to build the list.

And when the regularly scheduled transfer of power to the left takes place you'll be arrested if the system deems that there is even a possibility that you might not use someone's proper pronouns.

This is a possibility, but I trust President Trump to do the right thing.

 

[Skitarii]

I have nothing to hide, unlike you surveillance child.

Then you won't object to Mossad and MSS recording you while you shit. I'm just helping fulfil a wish of yours.

 

[John Badman]

Then you won't object to Mossad and MSS recording you while you shit. I'm just helping fulfil a wish of yours.

No scat child, it is only you who wants to see me shit. Enjoy Palantir.

 

[John Badman]

Oy vavoy, with all the antisemitic terrorism caused by Iran we need to surveil the internet with our proprietary AI to scrape all your consumer metrics and Goy-Score.