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Summary: Amber is lazy and stupid and spends too much money. Also, her viewers are stupid so she will only ever profit from acting like a cunt because they will keep throwing money at her no matter what.
Amber's finances - assumptions galore
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Summary: Amber is lazy and stupid and spends too much money. Also, her viewers are stupid so she will only ever profit from acting like a cunt because they will keep throwing money at her no matter what.
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Addendum to summary: they think perhaps Big Al is not as broke as she is acting, and it's a troll to get people to pony up superchats and buy her shit while the butler is still around to go to the USPS to mail them out.
I don't think Big Al is broke broke, but I do think her gross revenue is down quite a lot, especially since she's not bothering to do anything but lives right now.
That dub tickled me, though. "I feel so bad (sob) because she doesn't (sniffle) understand [finances] the way (still trying to get a tear out) I (strained voice) do." Hilarious!
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TL;DW This is how much she gets from one livestream:
However, I think the results are skewed, because this is the 4 hour livestream, which is the total combine week of two 2 hour. The revenue isn't bad at all if she would manage her income properly.
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Rate me MATI, again, but I really need to see bankruptlynn at some point. She can't possibly keep falling upwards like this. She has no idea how lucky she is.
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It’s probably not going to happen for a long time. You know how it is, awful people tend to get through life “by the skin of their teeth” as my mother used to say. They either get by comfortably at a minimum or they end up wildly rich and it’s like money keeps falling on their lap (Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates).
In my opinion though, even if they get through this lifetime by being garbage people and constantly taking in cash for doing so, they have consequences coming. Whether one believes in reincarnation, an afterlife or just that death is the end and it’s exactly like before you were born, people like Amber will pay their cosmic tax. Either she will go to hell, come back as a cockroach or nothing will happen at all. In the case of the latter, her entire life will amount to being a 600lb circus monkey dancing for money to spend on junk that she uses to fill the void where friends, family and meaningful experiences should go.
Her legacy will be that she lived her life in one spot in her living room, eating and degrading herself for an audience that almost exclusively makes fun of her at best and hates her at worst. All she will have to show for being alive will be a pile of Chinese made crap and clothes big enough to fit on a grizzly bear. Nobody will miss her and the only thing she will have contributed to the world is a huge carbon footprint and a giant crop of posthumous embarrassment via YouTube.