🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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EvaBraunsGhost said:
Just an observational question not about fat Albert - why are there some comments I can only react to but not quote or reply to?

I've noticed this a lot lately?

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KiwiKunt!! said:
I noticed this - I thought it was me because I had been told off for 'power-leveling'
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It has nothing to do with your posting. It's a current glitch in the board that's not letting everyone quote certain posts. There's a short discussion on the Technical Grievances board about it.
 
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Poop Bun said:
I am officially seconding that motion.
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Considering thus far she has just been a disembodied voice shouting just out of shot can we not call her Mrs Wolowitz?

I am sure someone here can come up with a creative play on the name but it does seem fitting

De-partneredSydePhil said:
I have zero time for Necky because she's a lazy, weak-willed slob who ignored a golden chance to break free from the gorl, and the simping I'm seeing for her is out of control. However, Amber is going to be fucking pissed at the relative, quick success of Becky's channel, and I'm interested to see how it plays out. I think this could be what baits Amber to try and show Wifey over the next few weeks- if Becky begins to outright pull views/subs away from Amber (although I'm not sure she is smart enough to capitalise on this), then the gorl is going to need something big to reel people back in.
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I think the level of 'no fucks given' that Becky has displayed about this majorly fucked up relationship that Amber has found herself caught up in is fucking delicious.

Becky is even displaying a really positive and friendly relationship with this fucking freak that Amber has allowed into her 'home'

At this point I just have to give my opinion on Ambers new 'expensive' enviable abode:-

I am sorry but I an not enamoured with the apartment that everyone seems so jealous off -

the lay out is unbalanced at best - like an add on after thought thrown together lean to on the side of a new build - a grannie flat for the grannie you hate

The apartments seems to be built in an industrial/commercial estate on a poor side of town designed as a retirement village for the elderly family members that no one wants to be associated with

There is nothing nice about it -

It looks like government assisted sheltered accommodation built intentionally as a contractual obligation by some massive commercial urban developer to give some out of town business to mega-chain shopping/food franchisees as some capitalist quick grab - not caring that the whole place will be a financial ghost town in 20 years time

Impossible to tell the difference between the residential and to commercial properties

How Milton Keynes would have looked like if it had been built by the architect who lost the contract
 
@KiwiKunt!!

I am sorry but I an not enamoured with the apartment that everyone seems so jealous off -

the lay out is unbalanced at best - like an add on after thought thrown together lean to on the side of a new build - a grannie flat for the grannie you hate

The apartments seems to be built in an industrial/commercial estate on a poor side of town designed as a retirement village for the elderly family members that no one wants to be associated with

There is nothing nice about it -

It looks like government assisted sheltered accommodation built intentionally as a contractual obligation by some massive commercial urban developer to give some out of town business to mega-chain shopping/food franchisees as some capitalist quick grab - not caring that the whole place will be a financial ghost town in 20 years time

Impossible to tell the difference between the residential and to commercial properties
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What are you even talking about? The interior is very nice. The kitchen has granite countertops and is spacious. The living room has beautiful light coming from tall windows in two walls and it has its own little private terrace. There are walk in closets. It even has its own washer and dryer in its own room because this is America and we don't wash our clothes in the fucking kitchen like medieval peasants.

The exterior and configuration is pretty much a standard template for new apartments and the complex itself offers a lot of amenities. In twenty years, the niggers and Brits will have infested it and maybe you'll find it more familiar and palatable then.
 
Without powerlevelling, that apartment is considerably nicer than any flats/houses on estates (in the UK at least) I've seen.
I gotta agree with DoucheBerry here.

I mean fuck, there are places that have a shower cubicle directly next to the bed in some apartments. Her apartment isn't mindblowingly marvellous but it's 100% above average.

Too good for that fat twat mind you. They would both be better suited to a shit infested hovel.
I suppose at least the animals have a generally nice shelter though.
 
@KiwiKunt!!
It is not a quaint little cottage in the middle of a village in Oxfordshire sitting on the Thames estuary or a 5 story RedStone Town house in the East Village - Or a converted barn in the South of France
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Well..... duh? She lives in the USA. Nothing in the USA is going to be any of those things.

Perhaps you'd like to look at places in the area she actually lives and show us an example of what you would consider "nice"?
 
So from this I have worked out that Americans believe a nice house is one that is amazing to exist within, while Brits think a nice house is one that is amazing to look at.

Amber is different to both of us as she seems to have picked it based on how far she is willing to walk, the distance from the car park to the chain store.
 
Yellow Monday said:
Becky:
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Thumbs Down 62
Comments. 6,500

Amber:
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Thumbs Down 2,300
Comments. 1,897

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Thumbs up for the Thumb Butler!

(Don't get me wrong, tho. She's still a grifting cuck.)
 
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TwinkieBooBoo said:
So from this I have worked out that Americans believe a nice house is one that is amazing to exist within, while Brits think a nice house is one that is amazing to look at.

Amber is different to both of us as she seems to have picked it based on how far she is willing to walk, the distance from the car park to the chain store.
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This is certainly nicer than council housing, although some council estates can be quite nice, but most are ghastly. I think that Americans like the clean, almost industrial look. Some of my friends would never look at anything newer than 200 years old, although they would never want to live in a chocolate box cottage.

What I find strange is not so much the interior, which is an ersatz modern construction, it is that the flats have free amenities such as a large pool and gymnasium, but she has no interest in using them. Thus, why living there instead of leasing a house with more space for the same price.
 
@KiwiKunt!! While I agree with your point that no one should be bitter over Amber's apartment, you need to accept that Amber and people who live in the USA are going to compare Amber's apartment to the housing stock available in the USA. It doesn't make much sense to shit on her apartment because you think it's not as nice as what can be found in Europe, because she and many of the people who are bitter do not and will not live in Europe. For the current standard of apartments in the USA, her apartment is nice.
 
dontcallanyone said:
With one person on each cheek…maybe
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It might take more than that. Each cheek is a solid slab of fat, and there's nowhere to get a proper grip. Add the inevitably slippery effluvia that are part and parcel of the whole thing, and I don't think one person alone could tame a cheek. I think it would take at least two people per cheek and you'd probably have to get her into the reverse Trendelenburg position. Sorry for the visual.
 
Big Al's big ass has developed an organic pipe system. There is a funnel-like depression between her fatty asscheeks for optimal dumping. Like a fleshy poopy waterslide.
 
Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.

EDIT: And now that they've moved all the posts from Necky's thread, mine no longer makes sense. FFS.
 
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ADHD said:
@KiwiKunt!! While I agree with your point that no one should be bitter over Amber's apartment, you need to accept that Amber and people who live in the USA are going to compare Amber's apartment to the housing stock available in the USA. It doesn't make much sense to shit on her apartment because you think it's not as nice as what can be found in Europe, because she and many of the people who are bitter do not and will not live in Europe. For the current standard of apartments in the USA, her apartment is nice.
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Thank you for answering without being a dick about it

I live in the UK and even though we do not have the space you have in the US our ideas of what is desirable is very different and location always goes above the quality of the apartment itself

Location, Location Location is the British chant -

Can't reply to Turd McFergurson;s comment but I just loved the use of their word 'ghastly' - perfect

8008135 said:
Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.
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Although I started it is was just supposed to be an incidental remark - I didnt expect everyone to get so bent out of shape about it - infact people seemed to get more Karened about it than they did my comments about sexual identity
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
BTW, Justine/kicking Geese took a poll on her twitter, because she refuses to call wifey "wifey", The winner is Winifred. Depending on who wifey is, it's easy enough to use as either a female (Winnie) or male (Fred) name. I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.
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Im calling her Mammy.
 
8008135 said:
Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.
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And in the end no matter where our gurl resides, she is still trapped there. Sat, like an enormously fat bird with her fat beak in a trough. Her bat wings flapping madly, yet unable to lift that humongous girth one inch off her sofa/ perch. Stinking the place up, looking out of those lovely windows at the people, out and about, actually living their lives. She will most probably die there. A fall forward, off the sofa. The bang will be heard for miles around the complex. People will be alarmed and then, they will continue about their day. No one will know that the worlds fatest bird is gone.
 
None of it to be honest - that is why I do not begrudge her living ANYWHERE there and I certainly am not wracked with the envy and bitterness that some people seem to have of where she lives as if it is a fair trade off

The thought of living somewhere where being able to see the sea/ocean is some sort of fantasy does not make me envious and there is not a place on earth that one could live that would make being 30 wombless and 600lbs with absolutely no career prospects aside being a freakshow on You Tube worth it -

People should stop being bitter about Amber living in an apartment that she 'worked' and paid for that really is not THAT desirable - she is paying for it with her own money not claiming money of the state

She made a choice and she earned the money that meant she could afford to live in an apartment that has no window in the kitchen or bathroom (and absolute must in any home I would live in even if it was a total shit hole)

I do not find it desirable and I do not understand people who do - everyone should calm the fuck down - I thought this was Kiwi Farms not Mums Net

I can express an opinion without people flooding their tenna lady pads
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The only reason I'm not pull quoting this over to General Discussion is because quote function is gefickt at the moment.

But holy crap, calm down, you snobby elitist. Amber lives in a fucking city. A modern city. Not one founded by the Romans who fled back to Italy then were supplanted by the goddamn Anglo Saxons and then holy shit the Normans and fucking hell the Stuarts and Christ it's Cromwell and OMGVICTORIA and RULE BRITANNIA, Jesus EFF, lady.

You keep banging on about "envious" and how you're not and everyone is. I don't recall anyone here being "envious" of her apartment or its location. It is a nice apartment. If God forbid I had to live in a city apartment, there are way worse places. Now go drink some marmalade or butties or whatever the fuck you people eat to calm the fuck down.
 
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