🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lottalove]

Just to mention a gay thing to mention:
Becky has been caught by YouTube trying to distribute CP of herself. If you want to call it that.
link to Becky's thread

 

[Bitchinista]

If Amberlynn is too fat to wipe her own ass, how do you faggots expect her to dry it after a bidet? Y'all aren't thinkin'.

Can report that most modern bidets have a dryer fan that you turn on once the washin' part is all done.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Can report that most modern bidets have a dryer fan that you turn on once the washin' part is all done.

Can we please stop talking about things that force me to visualise Amber dirty cunt and arsehole

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

My mad speculation: Amber has begged the Beckster to stay because she doesn’t feel safe around Wifey. Also, it’s in Becky’s interests to stay around for a bit if she’s trying to get Youtube coin, who knows when there might be some Amber related background action - it certainly worked for Eric!

Just don’t push our patience too long Becky, we can understand the grift but we certainly don’t respect it.

 

[Pinga]

Currently at 2.5k thumbs up and 16 thumbs down - not a fan of Becky's by any means, but if it means pissing off ALR and making her feel even more insecure, I'm all for the like ratio being this positive.

She deserves it. I watched it and I think she is cute.

À first YouTube video is probably always a bit strange to do, but she definitely has potential.

 

[Yellow Monday]

She deserves it. I watched it and I think she is cute.

À first YouTube video is probably always a bit strange to do, but she definitely has potential.

Becky:
Thumbs Up 17,000
Thumbs Down 62
Comments. 6,500

Amber:
Thumbs Up 597
Thumbs Down 2,300
Comments. 1,897

Can the Jester take the throne?

 

[Guntanator]

If Amberlynn is too fat to wipe her own ass, how do you faggots expect her to dry it after a bidet? Y'all aren't thinkin'.

She can "drip dry" like Chantal claims to do. It would just be clean water anyhow and not rancid drying piss on her ass. Plus if she is too cheap to get one with a fan then that's on her.

Amber is too vain to find ways to help herself. She won't admit to immobility, she won't set up a shower bar or other assisting devices. They do have those wiping wands for elderly and obese people to reach themselves to spare humiliation of asking your live-in thumb-butler of doing it for you. Necksters was on her payroll and I guess that means being a PSW for a deathfat. We should poll to see how long Wipey stays in the picture.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

I did say I hoped she was a sexual deviant - but I do not think I am alone in that -so it may be me you are referring to or any number of others on here. This is going to turn into some nasty twisted shit = but I can not sit through two hours so I am hoping I can glean all the tiny details from others who are on here - maybe we could allocate 30min segments each to a dozen members who can all dissect their clips and come back with a group analysis

Edit because - caned

I get that.

I usually just put her on in the background while I do other shit and when something catches my attention I make a mental note.
I miss shit sometimes but this is what I gathered from the last couple of streams pertaining to the 'wifey being a sexual deviant' theory:

- Wanting to remain anonymous
-Foot fetish
- Possible Troon
- Amber never mentioned being pansexual or wanting to experiment with men until after she started talking to wipey
- Sub Dom talk
- Willing to suck the salt off Hamber's neck

I also think it's interesting that wipey is now cooking for Amber. She says it's healthy things, but I wonder how true that is.

Has anyone tried looking for the usernames we think Wipey is under on Fetlife?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

BTW, Justine/kicking Geese took a poll on her twitter, because she refuses to call wifey "wifey", The winner is Winifred. Depending on who wifey is, it's easy enough to use as either a female (Winnie) or male (Fred) name. I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.

 

[Maliboujie2.0]

If Amberlynn is too fat to wipe her own ass, how do you faggots expect her to dry it after a bidet? Y'all aren't thinkin'.

Can report that most modern bidets have a dryer fan that you turn on once the washin' part is all done.

I feel pretty confident that she uses the shower handle as a bidet and sits on the edge of the tub. This is why the boys couldn’t wait to get her out of their shower when she was using for some reason I forgot. I saw it on an episode of my 600 pound life. They were the same size as Amber.

 

[Fupa Control]

Man or machine, that ass is a three hand job. I’d like to think most people in the developed world consider 90% clean of poop to be 100% filthy with poop.

 

[Clamchowder]

My mad speculation: Amber has begged the Beckster to stay because she doesn’t feel safe around Wifey. Also, it’s in Becky’s interests to stay around for a bit if she’s trying to get Youtube coin, who knows when there might be some Amber related background action - it certainly worked for Eric!

Just don’t push our patience too long Becky, we can understand the grift but we certainly don’t respect it.

Becky is still gunna be the butler, just for both of them

 

[Xenomorph]

She deserves it. I watched it and I think she is cute.

À first YouTube video is probably always a bit strange to do, but she definitely has potential.

It will peter out and fast Becky doesnt stick to anything that is work.
Again, this is for tea people are licking her pannus once there is nothing cause she's spineless and on payroll people will leave, same with Dusty and Fridge.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

I doubt Becky will have a following for long, still interesting for the time being though. We get to see the outside world and not a couch, oh baby!

 

[fist my life]

Is it wrong to absolutely despise, at this point beyond hate, someone you don’t know? I’m sure I have issues (obviously) but Amberlard’s existence infuriates me. I refuse to subscribe to her channel, let alone understand people who spend their hard earned money for this beyond morbidly obese, mentally stunted, waste of oxygen to continue stuffing her face. But at the same time I’m glad some suckers do, because it will shorten the amount of air I have to share with this beast.

Shes a narcissist, attention seeking, personality lacking subhuman moron. It’s devestating to think there are millions of starving children in the world while this animal has the capability to crush one of them to death by merely accidentally sitting on one of them. And the fact she’s suddenly claiming bisexual (which Big Boned Becky hilariously denied) to impress her black SSBBW fetishizing partner (Tammy Slaton vibes) makes me chuckle; men will fuck just about anything but God bless the tormented soul that will do anything sexual with a 600 pound, belly button oozing, bleeding on a towel for two years and can’t even properly wipe herself cow. I can’t wait for Wipey to get her coin so the “binge monster” comes back and leads her straight to a double wide casket.

 

[Wonky Eye]

People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :

Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.

Spoiler: Bonus: beck's 2nd chin starts behind her neck

edit: english

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :
View attachment 2504616 Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.

I really do like these pics that show normal sized bodies/heads superimposed on her lardassness.

Spoiler: Bonus: beck's 2nd chin starts behind her neck

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edit: english

Becky looks like a bullfrog.

 

[peach tea]

She’s sized out of bidets. Only a power washer is gonna get the crusted shit off her massive ass.

I don’t think people realize how deep a 600lb ass crack really is. Normal sized women with big butts even have a hard time, let alone some Amber’s size. I’m sure she’s constantly filthy.

Who else thinks Amberlynn looks like a swollen Teletubby? I was watching a compilation of her just now and realized that's what she looks like. That poop bun on her head really resembles the antennas the Teletubbies have and she has the body type of one, except she's half their height.

I’ve always thought her death fat mouth makes her look like the baby from Dinosaurs.

Turbo fans are a thang. Got one at Costco 19.99. Remote control included.

Just cause I need white noise to sleep. Ain't, fluttering my junk in the wind.

Nothing to say here other than

Amber looks like the sun

I’ve always thought her head and face resemble the sun and moon emojis pretty closely. Especially when she’s being smug.

If you are able to send a Super Chat to ask 'How do you Join?' are you not already a member than therefore have already joined?

I came here to say this because I’ve been wondering for a couple weeks how that works lol but I didn’t want people to think I’m autistic for asking

No, that's a thing: Non-members only can communicate via superchat in members-only streams.

And immediately got my question answered. Thanks; Anon. I was truly a puzzle piece on that one.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Just an observational question not about fat Albert - why are there some comments I can only react to but not quote or reply to?

I've noticed this a lot lately?

 

[Poop Bun]

I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.

I am officially seconding that motion.