🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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For those of you waiting with baited breath…
 
I really hope this means that Becky just finally snapped and released four years of pent-up anger on Big Al. I know it's optimistic, but I can dream.
 
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For those of you waiting with baited breath…
So something medical or family related happened to Becky and amber is being there for her. It's basically Becky's stream but amber collects most if not all the money from it and the cycle continues, god forbid amber do her job unassisted.
Wifey better feel secure with her place in ambers enlarged heart because we know amber is white knighting Becky for brownie points and attention.
We will inevitably find out because amber can't keep her mouth shut even if Becky doesn't want to talk about it anyway.
 
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For those of you waiting with baited breath…

Legit LOL here at my place. Acting like she gives a shit about Becky or that Becky has ever come first, in the entirety of their time together is just hilarious. Also, WTF could Becky possibly be going through? Asked how therapy went? Tired of your crocodile tears about your mentals and trauma and other assorted bullshit and told you off, told you she won't be doing the live tonight with you?

I really do think that it's likely Becky said she didn't want to be in the live tonight, and Big Al knows she's boring as hell in lives when she's alone. We also know Big Al isn't above just making shit up.
 
Becky probably has a migraine and anxiety or some shit and amber wants to "care for her" aka sit next to her on the bed and text that new girl.
 
Amber is retarded and answers questions with what she thinks her audience wants to hear. She said she doesn’t like penis at all and then a few minutes later, she said she would date a pre op trans woman. She doesn’t know what any of those words mean except maybe penis.

I feel like I had a stroke trying to understand that logic but if anything is an indication that she has no sex drive like we've all been speculating, that seems like a pretty good indication of it.
 
I really hope this means that Becky just finally snapped and released four years of pent-up anger on Big Al. I know it's optimistic, but I can dream.
I think it means Amber ate a few too many bean burritos. Imagine a lawn sprinkler that releases peanut sauce and you'll have an idea of what the apartment looks like.
 
Becky probably has a migraine and anxiety or some shit and amber wants to "care for her" aka sit next to her on the bed and text that new girl.

She needs to let go of this farce that she and Becky are still best friends like her audience genuinely believes it. Don't act brand new, Amber. Your ex is always your best friend until you start dating someone else and then we never see them again.
 
My very favorite Becky Comes First Moment is that time she got a tooth pulled. She came home and was in quite a lot of pain. She was rubbing her jaw and looking miserable as the Novocaine wore off...

Amber: Awww babe, does it hurt?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: Are you hungry?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: You should go get something to eat.
 
My very favorite Becky Comes First Moment is that time she got a tooth pulled. She came home and was in quite a lot of pain. She was rubbing her jaw and looking miserable as the Novocaine wore off...

Amber: Awww babe, does it hurt?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: Are you hungry?
Becky: Yeth
Amber: You should go get something to eat.

Oh yes, that kills me. You couldn't heat up some tea or broth for the woman you LOVE so much, Amber?
 
Oh yes, that kills me. You couldn't heat up some tea or broth for the woman you LOVE so much, Amber?
Considering how she cooked the salmon that time, I’d say it’s definitely better that she didn’t cook for Becky. The only think she knows how to cook decently is microwaveable Korean cheesy rice cakes.
 
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