🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Eric always gave me weird vibes. Like secretly he'd blast Hamberlynn then be nice to her face. I'm sure he's extremely happy Necky is coming back to them.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I just watched a random recommended video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PeEFe3FRczM
I started following Big Al much after this and knew of the event but had never seen any of the actual streams (primary sources, if you will). The video got me thinking, Eric's reward for being a snitching lil bitch was ALR annexing his home and shitting her guts all over it for years straight. Good going, Eric.
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Now I'm wondering if she has ever lived in a clean space. It's just always always always dirty. Lazy bitch can't even pick up a mop.

I was watching this compilation:

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Amberlynn Reid has a new GORLFRIEND *hot tea*

#AmberlynnReid #AmberlynnReidFood #AmberlynnReidDiet #weightloss #AmberlynnAmber spills the tea on new wifey.Like, comment and subscribe :) #Amberlynn #Rei...
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I remember Becky saying she wouldn't be friends with ALR anymore if she started dating right away (it was in one of the livestreams YDHB covered),but we all know she won't be able to help it. The ego and stomach of the hambeast must be fed. Call me paranoid, but I think Becky knows and it's her ticket out. She'll use that as the excuse (and rightly so) to leave ALR hanging just like D&D did.

Also; one of the her followers asked if she could have done something different to save her relationship and this monster truck of a woman has the nerve to say with a straight face: 'nothing'. BITCH.

Cause you're obviously not smart enough, I'll help you Amber (cause we all know you are reading this):

1.) Don't weigh more than a female grizzly bear (she actually does; I looked it up, that's fucking insane).

2.) Clean your fucking house (see before).

3.) Don't make your gf clean up your ex's dog's poo on her own birthday, the poor thing (an ex who acts like a total asshole too btw). Better yet, leave all your exes alone, it isn't healthy.

Make it up to Becky by giving her the car, letting her leave and never contact her again. She has well earned it.

There is so much more, but she needed three , so here you go.

TL;DR: ALR stinks and I wouldn't be friends with her.
 
I believe Becky is still there. Why would she go to where she has to pay rent? I don't think Amberlynn needs anymore assistance than J of ComfyFatTravels, so maybe she has a bidet, but I don't imagine Becky does more hands-on care than Corissa. Amberlynn is in really good health for being a cancerous deathfat. Becky isn't guaranteed to have a very nice life outside of Amberlynn. She has no real education or training. She's not a great beauty and doesn't possess much charisma. While a career in media isn't going to pan out for Amberlynn over the next decade, it might give Becky two or three more years of middle class living before Amberlynn starts drawing a disability check. They need to pare down on how they're living: A studio would be just fine for their needs.
 
LonesomeDud said:
I believe Becky is still there. Why would she go to where she has to pay rent? I don't think Amberlynn needs anymore assistance than J of ComfyFatTravels, so maybe she has a bidet, but I don't imagine Becky does more hands-on care than Corissa. Amberlynn is in really good health for being a cancerous deathfat. Becky isn't guaranteed to have a very nice life outside of Amberlynn. She has no real education or training. She's not a great beauty and doesn't possess much charisma. While a career in media isn't going to pan out for Amberlynn over the next decade, it might give Becky two or three more years of middle class living before Amberlynn starts drawing a disability check. They need to pare down on how they're living: A studio would be just fine for their needs.
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Becky is still there. She was there last night during the live, just not in the stream.
 
I wonder if Becky is actually sexually attracted to…obesity itself. What if it is just something about really large obese women that turn Becky on but the only reason Becky wants to break up is because Amber go so large she is no longer able to be mobile. Becky was just eating up all those fat rolls and just rolling in the obesity with Amber but then started to get annoyed that Amber is not mobile no more and that’s no fun anymore is Becky really selling her soul for the sake of the fat acceptance movement and obesity itself
 
Shiversblood said:
I wonder if Becky is actually sexually attracted to…obesity itself. What if it is just something about really large obese women that turn Becky on but the only reason Becky wants to break up is because Amber go so large she is no longer able to be mobile. Becky was just eating up all those fat rolls and just rolling in the obesity with Amber but then started to get annoyed that Amber is not mobile no more and that’s no fun anymore is Becky really selling her soul for the sake of the fat acceptance movement and obesity itself
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Her other exes have been fatties as well, right? So both Density and Becky have this weird fatty girl thing going on.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Her other exes have been fatties as well, right? So both Density and Becky have this weird fatty girl thing going on.
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For the curious: Becky's ex, Nena. Ol' No-Necky likes her gorls BIIIIIG.
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For the curious: Becky's ex, Nena. Ol' No-Necky likes her gorls BIIIIIG.

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Short Shamus. Got it. It's easy to miss how short they are when Befky* isn't that tall herself, and I think that's mainly because the eyes are drawn left to right (for English speakers) and you're just fucking amazed at how goddamned wide they are.

JFC, I've watched years of MSHPL episodes, and I am always, ALWAYS astonished at how much the human body care bear from people harming themselves. These aren't inspirational stories, like people who lose an arm an a leg and then go swim for the US Paralympic team. They're just...I'm not even sure I can put it into words. You know how sometimes there's something that just leaves you wordless and aghast? This is it for me.

*I keep typing Becky as Befky and I'm just going to start leaving it. In my head it sounds like what a toothless chihuahua would call her if it could speak.
 
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