🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I am vomit]

How great would it have been if the filter tattoo was "Big Baby" instead of "Cry Baby"

BIG??? Did you just call her BIG????

 

[Hater238704]

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Amber knows allllll the gorls want this foot and a half of “cleavage”

Holy fucking photo shop. Shaved off a good 300 pounds. Sorry hun that wont work on your new bitch when there's photos all over the internet

 

[Thumb Butler]

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Amber knows allllll the gorls want this foot and a half of “cleavage”

The filters could simply not handle the moonface.

 

[dfranki723]

Oh shit, I was wondering what you fuckers were talking about saying the filter doesn't fit her face.

I didn't even see it, that's really tickled me. How large must your face be to have this happen? Good Lord.

 

[numberonegirl]

I guess she approved of most of the filter so much that she could overlook a couple of missed inches lol

 

[8008135]

I've been watching this blob trainwreck for years, yet I'm still amazed at the sheer size of her moon-face and Peter Griffin ballsack chin.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Amber knows allllll the gorls want this foot and a half of “cleavage”

Squashing all your fat together to try to make boobies AND a face tattoo filter. Really trying to get that next trailer park lesbian.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Whelp someone bought her trash and took it to their office.. in public.


The haters reposted this one. Gaslight has got to be one if her favorite words.

 

[Pinga]

I've been watching this blob trainwreck for years, yet I'm still amazed at the sheer size of her moon-face and Peter Griffin ballsack chin.

Sometimes when watching compilations or reaction videos, they put in her first yt video where she's all shy and still kinda recognizable as a human instead of a blob. I never noticed the chin there. So my question is: is it al just fat? Does her chin wiggle? I mean, she didn't seem to have it 200 pounds ago, maybe it's like Tammy Slaton's forehead, when the body will just store fat anywhere there's still room for it. It's really a different kind of absurd.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Sometimes when watching compilations or reaction videos, they put in her first yt video where she's all shy and still kinda recognizable as a human instead of a blob. I never noticed the chin there. So my question is: is it al just fat? Does her chin wiggle? I mean, she didn't seem to have it 200 pounds ago, maybe it's like Tammy Slaton's forehead, when the body will just store fat anywhere there's still room for it. It's really a different kind of absurd.

She gone from being in her early 20s to her 30s and almost doubled her weight - even with out the weight once you reach 30 all your unhealthy life choice come at you like Amberlynn on a free buffet

 

[Clintonberg]

Not only does it sound nice but it also helps deflect accountability. My personal favorite is when she blamed someone for gaslighting her into going to college.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Sometimes when watching compilations or reaction videos, they put in her first yt video where she's all shy and still kinda recognizable as a human instead of a blob. I never noticed the chin there. So my question is: is it al just fat? Does her chin wiggle? I mean, she didn't seem to have it 200 pounds ago, maybe it's like Tammy Slaton's forehead, when the body will just store fat anywhere there's still room for it. It's really a different kind of absurd.

I can't remember what I was watching, but she shook her head or sat or somehow moved at all and her whole face wobbled. Beluga forehead, chins, and cheeks all wobbled like jello cake.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Ugh, the prime atheist gay losing his shit over a tarot card reading.

Get yourself together, Zach.

 

[Bilibin]

The haters reposted this one. Gaslight has got to be one if her favorite words.
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Even MK Ultra victims didn't bitch this much about gaslighting.

On the broader topic of terrible filters, keep in mind that Amber has terrible eyesight. She's supposed to have glasses and she broke the ones she had early on in the Becky era and never got new ones. So when she looks at herself in the mirror or through her phone, she already sees herself through a kind of blur filter, hiding some of her skin issues and flaws in general.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Whelp someone bought her trash and took it to their office.. in public.
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Imagine working with someone so pathetic that they not ONLY bought ALR's overpriced used trash, but also thought it appropriate to use on their office desk as some sort of garbage-art decoration.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

My personal favorite is when she blamed someone for gaslighting her into going to college.

She was "gaslighted" into going to college, then the college "gaslighted" her into taking criminal justice to rob her of her dream of becoming a teacher.

INSTAGRAM

REALITY

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She was "gaslighted" into going to college, then the college "gaslighted" her into taking criminal justice to rob her of her dream of becoming a teacher.

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REALITY
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Can you imagine her as a teacher? She'd be that fat bitch kindergarten teacher who sits on her ass, scrolling through her phone, while the kids run amok, and who gets pissed off at parents when they bring up any issues: "I disagreeee"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"Lincoln was a president?" Amberlynn Reid, Kindergarten Teacher; Literal Sped

 

[8008135]

I can't remember what I was watching, but she shook her head or sat or somehow moved at all and her whole face wobbled. Beluga forehead, chins, and cheeks all wobbled like jello cake.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Anyone know if Amber is going live tonight?