🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Witch Bitch said:
All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.
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That other stuff was funny - and probably is true, even if she denies it, since we know she's never loved Becky and Density was her one true love, if you can call it that.

But! On these lives, she's forever saying that her weight is her business, etc., and doesn't talk about it, but she selects or (more likely) writes two out of three questions related to her weight. Never change, HypocriticaLynn.
 
Witch Bitch said:
All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.
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Two things are obvious with this.

1) It's fake
2) It's close enough to the truth that Hamber is willing to take time away from eating and eye fucking to try and make it disappear
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Two things are obvious with this.

1) It's fake
2) It's close enough to the truth that Hamber is willing to take time away from eating and eye fucking to try and make it disappear
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Hard agree. It's just too perfect, it's just rehashing everything haydurs have said for years. Anyone who believes that account is genuine has no brain cells left. HOWEVER, I definitely agree that some of it really hit home with her, which is why she is REEing about it.
 
Witchy Wamen said:
We already have a term for her. "whale"
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Ambergris is not quite whale vomit and not quite whale poop. I think "Ambergris Reid" would be perfect as the scientific name for this particular species of whale, especially since we know all that shitty food she eats would do a hard tap dance on the digestive system of any normal person.
 
4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.
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Smiling with air said:
4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.
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Did she get any questions? I'm never able to find the links to these stories, think I'm developing a boomer brain...
 
Valhalla said:
I talked about this in her four hour long stream thread so apologies, but in that stream she talks about moving to 20 (who knows if that’s over exaggerated) elementary schools or something like that. That’s an insane amount of schools to go to, and there is no way she retained any information though that. Moving as a kid once is quite traumatic to get adjusted to. I can’t imagine moving around that much and learning much of anything. Then in high school was in sped because of it. I’m sure she really has no basic education tbh, and the college she went to I think someone mentioned was a for profit college called Brown Mackie in Arizona? They are closed now, but I think you got automatically admitted if you applied. I think Amber really has far less of a formal education than realized. Not surprising, but just paints the picture better.
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She has also said that she never learned anything because she didn't pay attention and just goofed off in class all the time. Do you really believe she is so ignorant because she is victimlynn instead of lazylynn?
 
Smiling with air said:
4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.
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You'd think this bitch would be full of energy (as much energy as the human version of a sloth can be) when she does her lives at 8 PM. She doesn't get up until late afternoon. But I suppose if I had to haul 600 pounds around, even if it's from the mattress on the floor in the living room to the bathroom, to the kitchen, then get back settled on the mattress without rolling like a badly jackknifed trailer or giant land turtle on its back (bother requiring the aid of the butler to get righted) then repeating that maybe three times a day, combined with the energy expended in shrieking and cackling and "journaling" plus passively sorting shit pulled out of storage (sometimes cryeeen) would be exhausting,
 
#1DeathFat said:
Here’s some snaps from Hammy!

Up first we have a strange soundless video (apologies for just the screenshot) of Eric:



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and a cringe filter selfie of the eye fuck queen herself:
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Seeeeee, you guys? She’s still such good friends with Eric and Ricky! I imagine we’ve all bumped into a friend’s ex at some point and know how awkward it feels. But just imagine still having to hang out with your friend’s loud, smelly 600lb ex who treats your friend like even worse garbage than before AND takes your picture to put up on social media for thousands of strangers to talk about you again. If Eric had any sense, he’d tell Becky he doesn’t want to hang out with her until she’s not baby sitting AngzietyAmber. But, yea. :optimistic:
 
D_Tractor said:
She has also said that she never learned anything because she didn't pay attention and just goofed off in class all the time. Do you really believe she is so ignorant because she is victimlynn instead of lazylynn?
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I was really looking at it in a more objective way.
I moved once while in elementary school, and it took me a while to adjust to where they were at some spots in the curriculum. That’s why 20 or so moves in elementary school is outrageous. If that’s an accurate number.
I find it hard to believe Amber could have learned any of the basic building blocks of education if she moved that many times in elementary school. Then yeah, in middle and high school she “goofed off” (who didn’t) but, prob as more of a cope to act like “she didn’t care” when in reality she had no idea what they were talking about. You are right, if Amber wasn’t lazy, arrogant and all of the other awful personality traits she displays she could have potentially caught up. She refuses to better anything about herself and that’s why we’re here. I, myself, was just a little shocked to find out how truly uneducated our gorl is.
 
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