🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Rust Lung said:
I don't expect the queen of UTI's to get up to go to the bathroom. There will most definitely be "taste tests" though.
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Imagine shoving your head so far up your own ass that swallowing one's own shit becomes a regular form of sustenance, just for the shit-eating lies you can tell yourself and the brownest, shittiest-eating grin you can present to the world as a form of debauchery and pride.

That's Amber's mentality in a nutshell.
 
kebab4you said:
Screens/link? Not able to find it myself so I can't archive it
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It only lasted for two minutes, cause she deadass only answered two. Maybe she will answer more later, but who knows whats going through her head.
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Hermoine Granger said:
I feel like buying something so I can have a souvenir of the Hambeast
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For the people asking the age old question "who the hell is going to buy this shit?" I will direct you to this fat tard and her fat tard Facebook cohort being documented in the Exceptional Haydurs thread. Presently, they are in a competition to see which one can "troll Amber" the hardest by seeing who can give her the most money to buy her shit.
 
My biggest question about her money woes is how much is due to the medical bills. How much did her surgery cost her, how much did she fork over to schedule (if any) and how much are the bills she’s getting now that she’s probably in default on? Lord knows she expected the govt to pick up the tab but I don’t think that was possible - even with all her attempts at income hiding. If Hamber could have gotten on Medicaid she’d be going to the doctor like it was a hobby, just like Becky does, but since doctors cost money for Hamber she’s not interested.

(Her years of “no ID” and putting things in GF’s names were typical white trash tax and debt dodges. I do wonder how the tax situation finally caught up with her, because it did. I’ve wondered if the IRS is garnishing her YT income now. Google did begin tax withhholding on YT so that’s taking a big bite out of her income now that didn’t happen in the past.)

So I have no doubt she has a big stack of medical bills that she’s avoiding or will be taken to court over. I honestly think the medical bills are a motivator for her desire to gtfo of Kentucky. It’s harder for the courts to chase you down and garnish income d/t judgements once you leave the state. (Still possible, just harder and takes longer) Amber wouldn’t be hard to serve a subpoena on, just pose a food delivery driver.

The finances, and decrease in income, definitely were a factor in the recent breakup and move. Amber finally having to deal with adult expenses - medical, insurance, taxes, rent by herself, etc..put a huge crimp in the lifestyle the tax free YT bucks had been funding.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
My biggest question about her money woes is how much is due to the medical bills. How much did her surgery cost her, how much did she fork over to schedule (if any) and how much are the bills she’s getting now that she’s probably in default on? Lord knows she expected the govt to pick up the tab but I don’t think that was possible - even with all her attempts at income hiding. If Hamber could have gotten on Medicaid she’d be going to the doctor like it was a hobby, just like Becky does, but since doctors cost money for Hamber she’s not interested.

(Her years of “no ID” and putting things in GF’s names were typical white trash tax and debt dodges. I do wonder how the tax situation finally caught up with her, because it did. I’ve wondered if the IRS is garnishing her YT income now. Google did begin tax withhholding on YT so that’s taking a big bite out of her income now that didn’t happen in the past.)

So I have no doubt she has a big stack of medical bills that she’s avoiding or will be taken to court over. I honestly think the medical bills are a motivator for her desire to gtfo of Kentucky. It’s harder for the courts to chase you down and garnish income d/t judgements once you leave the state. (Still possible, just harder and takes longer) Amber wouldn’t be hard to serve a subpoena on, just pose a food delivery driver.

The finances, and decrease in income, definitely were a factor in the recent breakup and move. Amber finally having to deal with adult expenses - medical, insurance, taxes, rent by herself, etc..put a huge crimp in the lifestyle the tax free YT bucks had been funding.
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Medical bill can be paid on forever. You could send 10 or 20 bucks a month on a 20K bill, and they'll take it. If she were smart - and she is not - that's what she'd do instead of worrying about having to come up with a giant lump sum to pay any of them. This is for hospitals and big ticket items like PETs if not done at the hospital, mind you, not the dinky bills for radiology readings or blood work.

But knowing her, she'll just ignore them until it's sent to collections and she eventually gets sued over it.

I think she's been paying taxes, really. She's too scared of what might happen if she didn't and the IRS went after her. Ain't no orange chicken in a Fed lockup.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I think she's been paying taxes, really. She's too scared of what might happen if she didn't and the IRS went after her. Ain't no orange chicken in a Fed lockup.
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I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?

Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!
 
mythical mother said:
She realizes, she’s just lazy. She didn’t become 600lbs and housebound because she’s a go getter. Her weight is just a symptom of her fucked up personality and lack of values/goals.
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It reminds me of working in an hourly job and watching my co-workers begging to get off work early every single shift...then being pissed at their low paychecks. You didn't work the hours, so you didn't get the pay, dumbass!
MirnaMinkoff said:
Google did begin tax withhholding on YT so that’s taking a big bite out of her income now that didn’t happen in the past.
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That also means Google is sending the IRS 1099 statements for all the Youtubers stating their total income, in addition to the withholding. No more "forgetting" to file self-employment taxes!
MirnaMinkoff said:
I honestly think the medical bills are a motivator for her desire to gtfo of Kentucky. It’s harder for the courts to chase you down and garnish income d/t judgements once you leave the state. (Still possible, just harder and takes longer)

The finances, and decrease in income, definitely were a factor in the recent breakup and move. Amber finally having to deal with adult expenses - medical, insurance, taxes, rent by herself, etc..put a huge crimp in the lifestyle the tax free YT bucks had been funding.
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I agree about leaving Kentucky to dodge medical bills. I'm sure the trashy types she surrounds herself with have told her all the tricks to avoiding garnishments and dodging collectors.
Hermoine Granger said:
Becky has probably left. In the last live she was 100% checked out. It was probably a combination of Ambers "OCD" and the bed situation.
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Oh god I hope so. Other than a close-up laygs inspection, the top thing I want to see from ALR is her physical and mental deterioration upon being left to live alone. If her ass-wiper really left permanently, we're in for a couple hilarious weeks.
 
Clotso Coof said:
It reminds me of working in an hourly job and watching my co-workers begging to get off work early every single shift...then being pissed at their low paychecks. You didn't work the hours, so you didn't get the pay, dumbass!

That also means Google is sending the IRS 1099 statements for all the Youtubers stating their total income, in addition to the withholding. No more "forgetting" to file self-employment taxes!

I agree about leaving Kentucky to dodge medical bills. I'm sure the trashy types she surrounds herself with have told her all the tricks to avoiding garnishments and dodging collectors.

Oh god I hope so. Other than a close-up laygs inspection, the top thing I want to see from ALR is her physical and mental deterioration upon being left to live alone. If her ass-wiper really left permanently, we're in for a couple hilarious weeks.
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Google has been reporting 1099 and income for years, but that’s been a shitshow and they’ve opted to start withholdings from the payments so now Hamber’s can’t tax dodge no matter what. Besides her YT income dropping due to lower In engagement and less uploads, she’s now getting near 20% deducted from her payments for taxes. I’m sure it chapped her massive ass, never mind the IRS would be bringing down the hammer for past years. You can get away with not paying taxes for a few years but not three, five, eight years. Hamber would need to get all her income under the table as cash or crypto to avoid the IRS coming for back taxes but she doesn’t have that option.

I think she used her girlfriends before Becky to hide her income via their SS# or bank accounts, but that wasn’t viable to do with Becky because Becky was hustling to qualify for govt gibs and the income would screw that up.
 
Owlflaps said:
I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?

Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!
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She wouldn't lose a pound if she was incarcerated. The food served in prison is notoriously awful, but she wouldn't have to worry about that as long as she could get her ambabies, family and whoever else she can grift, to send money to put on her account. Then she'd be filling up that commissary order form with as many honey buns, chocolate bars, chips and ramen noodles as she could. Sure, its no orange chicken, but she'd make do.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Google has been reporting 1099 and income for years, but that’s been a shitshow and they’ve opted to start withholdings from the payments so now Hamber’s can’t tax dodge no matter what.
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This new YT policy applies to international creators made from views originating in the US. US creators still just get a 1099 and it's up to them to pay taxes. YT does not withhold for them.
 
Yeah don't be one of those people. Scroll through the "what triggers you the most" thread and see how many of us think she doesn't deserve good pay for being lucky and falling into something that she's bad at.

For once, the quality of advertising and the increasing standards being set for monetization on Youtube mean we might finally see the end of worthless narc fucks being paid insane amounts for their shitty behaviour. Let's not help them to adapt!

I'm sure there are plenty of real creators you follow who have a line of merch or something that would be far more worthy. Support those people.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
This new YT policy applies to international creators made from views originating in the US. US creators still just get a 1099 and it's up to them to pay taxes. YT does not withhold for them.
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I thought it was anyone generating income from USA viewers. I might be wrong but there was a big announcement that they would start withholdings as of June 2021


Either way after being on YT for near a decade and them reporting all their disbursements to the IRS the hammer has been dropped on Amber. I figure she would ignore it all until it got to the point they garnish anything be paid to her under her SS#
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I thought it was anyone generating income from USA viewers. I might be wrong but there was a big announcement that they would start withholdings as of June 2021


Either way after being on YT for near a decade and them reporting all their disbursements to the IRS the hammer has been dropped on Amber. I figure she would ignore it all until it got to the point they garnish anything be paid to her under her SS#
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Yes. Her little throw away comment about getting hit by more taxes than she expected earlier in the year was quite telling.
 
Meiwaku said:
I really don't know why I expected more of someone with your username...
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Guys…I said I feel like buying something. Never said I was goi to do it and I am not. I just thought it would be funny to see how it arrived. BUT…there are YouTube videos for that so I don’t have to buy it. Calm down

Owlflaps said:
I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?

Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!
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Maybe Jodi Arias will turn lesbian. They’d make a great couple
 
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Bubblez McGee said:
She wouldn't lose a pound if she was incarcerated. The food served in prison is notoriously awful, but she wouldn't have to worry about that as long as she could get her ambabies, family and whoever else she can grift, to send money to put on her account. Then she'd be filling up that commissary order form with as many honey buns, chocolate bars, chips and ramen noodles as she could. Sure, its no orange chicken, but she'd make do.
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She'd probably lose some weight, since she'd be forced to be more active. Don't think they allow mobility scooters for fatasses in prison.
 
Owlflaps said:
I, for one, would love to see her sent to prison. Not because she's genuinely reprehensible or that she deserves it, but because I find the thought of her being sent to the slammer over tax evasion hilarious. Do prisons know how to accommodate someone of her bulk?
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She'd get the same bunk as everyone else and deal with it. COs don't want to hear bullshit about accommodations. They'd probably tell her to lose some weight.

Owlflaps said:
Maybe three small meals and a hard plastic cot will finally be the kickstart she needs to lose weight. Or maybe she'll just further regress and become a hardened, white trash criminal in prison. Maybe in prison, she'll find true love with a butch older lesbian inmate named Sue or Jo? Maybe Amber will guilt Thumby to smuggling in contraband orange chicken for her fat fix? So many scenarios!
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She'd buy just about every single item in the commissary and hoard them. She'd need to have a daddy in prison, and fast - a BobbieSueJoe to protect her.


Bubblez McGee said:
She wouldn't lose a pound if she was incarcerated. The food served in prison is notoriously awful, but she wouldn't have to worry about that as long as she could get her ambabies, family and whoever else she can grift, to send money to put on her account. Then she'd be filling up that commissary order form with as many honey buns, chocolate bars, chips and ramen noodles as she could. Sure, its no orange chicken, but she'd make do.
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She does "love" ramen, she claims. Prison ramen can be pretty dolled up beyond the flavoring package if you can either get what you need from the commissary or barter with someone in the mess hall. You can even make pizza using ramen as the crust. Too bad she isn't a pizza kinda gal.

StrawberryDouche said:
Yes. Her little throw away comment about getting hit by more taxes than she expected earlier in the year was quite telling.
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2020 was probably one of her better years, drama-wise, and I bet she had to pay more taxes.
 
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