🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Not only has she been hoarding a shit ton of useless junk but she bought a pair of flip-flops and has never even removed the tag. She bought them, brought them home, and put them somewhere for later use without removing tag, and forgot about them until this sale.
This is another lever of hoarding even for Big Al.
 
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This went well. Inspiration, maybe. Purpose? PPPPFFFTTTTT!
 
lol, I knew those dainty fat lady flip-flops wouldn't even come close to encasing her 4-inch thick foot.

She takes a size 7 but buys her shoes two sizes too big to accommodate for width. Stupid. just bite the bullet and buy wide-width shoes. She's like those fats on TLC that don't even wear shoes anymore.
 
some cunt said:
I have never seen a more pathetic example of such an incompetent creature. This is how you know she's never cleaned a thing in her life and always had somebody to do it for her.
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Yeah I had never watched that video. Her trying to blame her spine hurting on epidural rather the extra 500 lbs she carries on it was just Al delusion and excuses at its finest.

The cleaning reminded me of people on soap operas who are pretending to clean pristine rooms while remembering their lines. Big Al didn’t even have to try to talk during her pretend cleaning theater.

I’d love to see how Becky rolled her eyes when Al announced she was going film herself cleaning the kitchen that Becky had already cleaned in the last six hours. It would appear trying to throw away flowers was her big reach at doing something and was a hilarious failure. Thumb had to drag out the vacuum to clean after Al cleaned.

At the start of the video Al announces its 5 am and she’s just got herself all dolled up because she is just so excited to do some cleaning!! Wtf!?! This is how foreign the idea of cleaning is to Al. When women get ready to do real house cleaning there is zero make-up, hair pulled back in a bun, ragged old t-shirt, gym shorts and gloves. After you have busted your ass cleaning your house you get a nice shower and relax.

It was obvious Al had just been up all night (as usual) primping and decided she would prove the haters wrong by pantomiming cleaning. I can almost hear Becky saying “but you don’t clean” and Al getting mad because that doesn’t mean she can’t! so the hayders are wrong.

She also prattles on about how her up all night, sleep most of the day schedule is because she suffers from insomnia. No. People who suffer from insomnia can’t sleep after a full 16 hour days on a regular basis. Al just sleeps all day so ofc she can’t sleep at night. Her total lack of activity, enormous amounts of food, napping after binging and staying indoors 99.9% of her life have her circadian rhythms hopelessly fucked.

Her insomnia excuse is as valid as the epidural for her backache - nothing is her fault, she’s a victim of these awful medical conditions that def have nothing to do with her weight or lifestyle.
 
Janai said:
Amberlynn has no sense of resale, this stuff is hella expensive and ugly and looks worn asf

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The way we haven't seen any normally priced items from her amazes me
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I love this so much. It's very Hemingway's entry for the saddest six word story ever written - "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

The all too brief Amber Glues Jeffree Star Nails to Her Fingers and Clicks Them at the Haters saga was funny as fuck.
 
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Lucky Duck said:
This was during the press-on nails Cuntylynn saga.
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Ah, what a good side story that was.
Janai said:
no it says in the post it was a few months ago
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Chorton said:
About 9 months ago, I’ll link the video below. You can see it’s the same outfit and nails:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1-m1V1YudU8
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Thanks guys.
StrawberryDouche said:
The all too brief Amber Glues Jeffree Star Nails to Her Fingers and Clicks Them at the Haters saga was funny as fuck.
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It really was but man, she was really disspectful during it.

Edit: typo
 
The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years. I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?
 
Retarded Potato said:
The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years. I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?
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Who would have thought that the cancer saga and moving to the big city would be the most boring era?
 
Retarded Potato said:
The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years.
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True trailer park style!

Retarded Potato said:
I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?
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When it isn't a cancer diagnosis as much as it is a precancerous cells diagnosis.

"Obviously, we don't know if the cancer has spread; obviously I am in remission."

Not compatible things, and she was as blase about that as about her engagement.

"So, I'm engaged, but LOOK AT THIS MAKEUP, GUISE!"
 
Is she just posting these things one right after another, machine gun style?

It's like they're opening random bins from storage, dumping them out, and then just making islands of crap to put up for "sail" no matter how weird the combos are.
 
Janai said:
Amberlynn has no sense of resale, this stuff is hella expensive and ugly and looks worn asf

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The way we haven't seen any normally priced items from her amazes me
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My god, that’s a giant container of shopkins!?! Holy shit, how does an adult woman have $600 worth of mini children’s toys? Depending on how she bought them (blind boxes or bigger packs) they cost $1.25 to $5 a pop. These are toys that little kids buy so that their dolls/toys can have food or go shopping. (I know because I have a few little kids (under 6 years) in my family that I had to buy shopkins birthday gifts for two years ago.)

I mean miniatures are cute and all, I can easily see an adult buying a few for whimsy sake but I can see in this box that Al bought not only the regular miniatures but all the stupid toy shit aimed at little kids too.

Fuck, she truly is just a 600 lb toddler. No wonder she’s hard up for cash.

Also, Al knows damn well she’s a shopping addict/hoarder. She really focuses on small things so that she can hoard lots of them. Earrings, miniatures, stickers, make-up, journals, tiny purses, candles, etc… all shit that’s not to difficult to store if you don’t have a lot of space but still got to constantly buy and hoard.

I have seen Al’s future.
Couple of times a month I’ll go check out goodwills and charity stores on the sketchy side of town. 85% of the time I see a 400 lb wreck of a human in a scooty puff and spandex. She’s probably in her 50’s or 60’s, hard to tell, but she smells and has a loud hacking cough and never covers her mouth. Usually a huge fat roll or fupa thing hanging out the bottom of her shirt.

She will try to start random convos and ask people to get things off the shelf for her because she doesn’t want to stand. I couldn’t believe that every time I stopped by these stores I was unlucky enough to see this horror. Finally one day I asked a cashier about her and they told me she’s in the stores every single day for hours. Usually buys three or four things for a few bucks. She’s an extreme hoarder, just a poor one. Seems she has only an SSI check to spend on the hoard. She also has people help her pick through garbage bins on her way home and attaches the treasures to the cart she pulls via her scooty puff. I watched her turn her scootypuff into the KFC drive thru once.

I totally believe one day there will be a story in the news about this lady being found dead for a month underneath her hoard. Actually they won’t take a month to find her. Her just not being out at the charity shops collecting more hoard every day will be enough to get some body to check up on her after a week or two.

Used to be common to call broke alcoholics, who panhandled to drink at the local hole in the wall tavern, barflies. This is like a new modern version of that, only they spend all their money on fast food and hoarding cheap garbage.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
My god, that’s a giant container of shopkins!?! Holy shit, how does an adult woman have $600 worth of mini children’s toys?
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This is what happens when you are not a productive member of society. She's the ideal target for the social media "influencers".

MirnaMinkoff said:
I have seen Al’s future.
Couple of times a month I’ll go check out goodwills and charity stores on the sketchy side of town. 85% of the time I see a 400 lb wreck of a human in a scooty puff and spandex. She’s probably in her 50’s or 60’s, hard to tell, but she smells and has a loud hacking cough and never covers her mouth. Usually a huge fat roll or fupa thing hanging out the bottom of her shirt.
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Don't be judgmental, haydur, you age-shamer! Big Al is only 30, but she looks like she's in her late 50s.




The fucking spoiler tags hate me.
 
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