🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
TT, I presume? What time was this?

So much for her "I thik I'm hideous" attempts at self-deprecation to get asspats and superchats (aps and scs?).

Alas, new bra, same as the old bra: ill-fitting, and uneven.
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Can't see the exact time, but it was 13 hours ago which would be around 1-2am KY time.
 
There's a gif out there of her slap-jiggling that giant side lump, but damned if I can find it. It was from a clothing haul in ... 2018? 2019?
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
He knows something, that's for sure.
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Well, let’s go over what we know.
-Amber has texted/been in contact with Nik for a while.
-I don’t think Chantal has ever been in direct contact with him. (Correct me if I’m wrong on this).
-Nik posted a video heavily insinuating that ALR was lying about medical issues in January. Link to post:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/post-8212256
-At that time, people speculated he was referring to her cancer because he was eating a crab (the astrological symbol for Cancer).
-Now more videos on his part with more speculation.

I really think Nik is just trolling with all this. If he actually does have information, he needs to just spill it already.
 
I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes 😂 (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
Just had a thought that makes for some interesting Amber related trivia;

The US Federal Aviation Administration has a set of rules governing what aircraft you can fly and under which type of license. One of them is known as Part 103 regulations and these regulations allow pretty much anyone to fly an aircraft in the Part 103 category without a pilots license.

The minimum requirement for a Part 103 aircraft that is powered is they must have an empty weight of less than 254 pounds.

Amber is literally twice as heavy as an entire category of aircraft.
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There is an entire thread dedicated entirely to listing all the things that she is lidurly heavier than:
 
Chía P. said:
I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes 😂 (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.
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So much for her being that award-winning hip hop dancer she used to be.
 
Chía P. said:
I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes 😂 (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.
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She can't even get a bra to fit the two boobs she was born with.

formerfatcow said:
Amber doing ASL. What a bilingual gorl.
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She needs to keep her nasty hands out of my third language.
 
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