🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She doesn't own a printer (always printing forms at the library for 10 cents a page) so that's another expense if she wants to print shipping forms, which is pretty much required with some of these selling sites so that customers can get their tracking number automatically.
 
I think 500 is being wildly optimistic. Especially now that she's shown she can't do a true member's only anything. I've been trying to decide if it's just because she's stupid and nine(?) years after being on YT, she just can't figure it out, or if it's because in true narc form, she doesn't want it hidden from the world at large because she knows without the trolls and haydurs, her engagement numbers suck rear tit.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I think 500 is being wildly optimistic. Especially now that she's shown she can't do a true member's only anything. I've been trying to decide if it's just because she's stupid and nine(?) years after being on YT, she just can't figure it out, or if it's because in true narc form, she doesn't want it hidden from the world at large because she knows without the trolls and haydurs, her engagement numbers suck rear tit.
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Yeah I agree. I don't think she will get that many members. I don't know why she is even doing this? She gets a ton of superchats when she goes live. Most of them are from haydurs, but she still gets them, and she refuses to turn on slow mode, or acknowledge anything less than $5.

She is obviously low on money and trying anything to get more. YT isn't going to end well for her. It isn't going to last long-term. She was lucky enough to find a job that paid well for doing nothing and she wasted it. She has nothing to show for that money she made. She has some used rental furniture now, but until last year she didn't even have that.
 
mythical mother said:
...over the last year, she’s basically click baited cancer and then didn’t even deliver with interesting cancer content, managed to make a big move and introduction to her mom turn into absolutely nothing and then she proceeded to basically upload the same 4 or 5 videos in a cycle until she started her memberships... which are just the same videos that you can watch for free but for $8. And in between that, she trolled her audience by ghosting them for weeks on end lol she’s not funny or interesting enough to be able to live off of a social media income.
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Let's not forget that like 7 week break over the summer where she just straight ghosted however many "true fans" she had. I understand people deserve time off especially if they really did just "beat cancer". But it's a shitty thing to do for that long and she doesn't work hard enough to just leave for a month and a half.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Welcome to Jurfatass Park, where every animal is under 6' tall with T Rex arms. Watch in horror as the animals waddle amok, attempting to attack visitors and engage in a coup to take over The Cheesecake Factory in order to change its menu to only serve orange chicken! Coming to theaters in fall 2021!

Family values!
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What I wouldn't give for a talented youtuber to recreate this lovely scene with the Jurassic Park theme playing in the background.
 
I just realized something, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with anything currently under discussion. I'm sitting here working on this gorgeous day instead of hitting the surf, and I have Sinatra on in the background, talking about vlogmas day 22 from 2019 (the day before the "calling the urologist's office" situation type deal).

Big Al's making a tuna sandwich with one of those terrible packet things of tuna to make a single sandwich (just get the can and stick whatever is left over in the fridge, stupid, for another sandwich ten minutes after you finish the first one), and she's showing the bread she's using: "Sara Lee Delight, each piece is only 45 calories, in Healthy Multigrain!" The way she reads shit right off the package/bag/whatever suddenly reminded me of this:

 
She didn't beat shit. She didn't fight the cancer, she had doctors fight it whilst she continued to bask in her repugnant, gluttonous lifestyle.

She's not a survivor, a fighter, or anything of the like. ''Beating'' something like cancer would imply she cared enough to put effort into her recovery, y'know like actually trying to combat the cancer. Instead she chose to cry on camera, stuff her gaping maw with shit and milk the diagnosis for all it was worth.
 
if she had a brain at AT ALL she would be streaming on the weekends when there are more Ambabies to throw a portion of their paycheck at her for attention.

Tyrante said:
It's really buffling that people complain about the cleanliness of the earrings rather than the prices. These earrings were touched multiple times before Amber even bought them, if you buy earrings and wear them without sterilising them yourself you must be a special kind of idiot.
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Either way she touched her cunt, touched her top ass cheek, feet, dustys cunt (some are that old) and Beckys balls with her unwashed digits.
Id rather a stranger than knowing that.
 
dfranki723 said:
She didn't beat shit. She didn't fight the cancer, she had doctors fight it whilst she continued to bask in her repugnant, gluttonous lifestyle.

She's not a survivor, a fighter, or anything of the like. ''Beating'' something like cancer would imply she cared enough to put effort into her recovery, y'know like actually trying to combat the cancer. Instead she chose to cry on camera, stuff her gaping maw with shit and milk the diagnosis for all it was worth.
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A cancer that couldn't even be said 100% to be gone because she won't get her fat ass down to a weight and circumference to fit in the damn machines.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
A few years back, to make ends meet, we sold cell phone cases on EBay. Writing out addresses by hand took about 3 minutes or so an order - finding correct address on webpages etc, so about 20-25 envelopes an hour, Then filling all the envelopes as another job, later - which took about another hour of moving around to find the correct products. So for her 127 orders, it would probably take about 6/7 hours, seeing as she's never done it before. Does anyone think either of these 2 lazy bitches are capable of nearly a full day of work? I have a funny feeling most of these orders will be 'lost' in the mail. Then the disgruntled customers will be labelled as haydurs. A fool and their money are easily parted. Serves them right.
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Also, the way she phrased it, she didn't just go on Amazon to get your basic shipping supplies. No, it was an excuse for a shopping spree so she could have kyuuute packaging.

If only she remembered she had ten thousand dollars worth of stickers collecting dust in a bin somewhere that she could use to dekkarate the orders... Though maybe that's the collection she'll be selling off next. What do you think, five bucks a sheet for dollar store stickers?

Anyway. This shit takes time and even with her and Becky's years of experience with coloring books, it'll take her days to write "lesbian" in four colors and stamp a kissy face on the packaging before she sends it off.
 
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Hey y'all!! Rise 'n Shine!!​
It is time to wake up in the middle of your sleep to give me your hard-earned cash for my junk!
As y'all know,
I'm Entrepreneurlynn and Time is Money!​
 
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She picked the perfect type of merchandise to resell. Tiny items are easy to pack up, easy to photograph, and easy to list. No measurements or brand details required. No physical movement required. If she was smart enough to buy a label printer on Amazon and self-sealing envelopes she’s got an even lower effort grift going, She can evade taxes because Paypal only issues 1099s for a higher threshold of income that she is unlikely to meet.
 
jumbomilkers said:
She picked the perfect type of merchandise to resell. Tiny items are easy to pack up, easy to photograph, and easy to list. No measurements or brand details required. No physical movement required. If she was smart enough to buy a label printer on Amazon and self-sealing envelopes she’s got an even lower effort grift going, She can evade taxes because Paypal only issues 1099s for a higher threshold of income that she is unlikely to meet.
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According to her, it's VERY hard to take pics, upload them, and pack and ship them when someone buys something. So hard!! So much WORK! (That she makes Becky do.)
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
According to her, it's VERY hard to take pics, upload them, and pack and ship them when someone buys something. So hard!! So much WORK! (That she makes Becky do.)
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She was hoping that she would make 1 listing as "mystery earrings" and then just bag up whatever pairs she chose for every purchase. In that scenario there would be no photographing individual pairs, no typing up descriptions, no keeping track of who bought what, just literally throw some random junk into a bag and mail it. It's like the expectations vs reality meme, where the expectations were that she could do almost nothing and still call what she was doing "running a business" vs the reality of actually running a business, which is stinky poopoo work.
 
StuffedChocolate said:
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Hey y'all!! Rise 'n Shine!!​
It is time to wake up in the middle of your sleep to give me your hard-earned cash for my junk!
As y'all know,
I'm Entrepreneurlynn and Time is Money!​
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Hey peasants! Even if you didn't want it, I'm shoving it in your face anyways, fuckers! Take the precious time out of your night to buy MY shit or you're a stinky hater!
 
Owlflaps said:
Hey peasants! Even if you didn't want it, I'm shoving it in your face anyways, fuckers! Take the precious time out of your night to buy MY shit or you're a stinky hater!
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Stinky I am not. I reek of vinegar, dill and a little garlic, as any good pickle should.

Her shit? Yeah shit. I do love this saga because as soon as the hoard is depleted, what then? BAYBEEEE, TO WOMART! Buy every urrring they have! We's gonna be rich bitches!

Not how it works, Hamber. But in the immortal words of my good friend Spongebob...

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
 
That was a hilarious insight into how her mind works. It doesn't matter when you upload merch you're going to sell, be it every other Tuesday promptly at 0730 or any other day/time of your choosing.

The way she phrased that makes it look as though she thinks her thousands & thousands of 'fans' are lurking, desperately hoping for crumbs on her social media & available to answer such a mundane question or & this is more likely.... she's pretending to care what her viewers think.
 
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