🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Valhalla said:
As much as dumb people deserve to get what they pay for
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So far, 36 dumb people are getting what they deserve.

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Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump. I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA

Miss pay cash for on demand WLS; Miss "I've saved a ton of money"; Miss flexing all her hundreds in her wallet.
Fatass literally ate through all her youtubey cash.
Welp, off to the trailer park with you sweaty, on the back of a flat bed truck.
 
Get a job, Becky. And not coloring for retards, either

imagine talking all night and day about how gross she is and whatnot and yet you are buying shit she touched and had in her HOLES. Each and every one of these slack jawed fat whores should be outed for wanting to sniff ambers cunt cheese fingers.
 
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marjoram said:
Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump. I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA
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Using NoxInfluenceer, with a CPM of 3, she is making about $1,800 gross a month after YouTube takes its cut. She is clearly using some of her savings to pay for her expenses. I bet she does not want to use too much of it so not to be able to pay for bariatric surgery. So she is selling the family jewelry and putting a paywall on her videos. This is getting interesting.
 
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Just cracks me up that when the thread debating if we should send this cow off for slaughter because she's been usurped and is boring as fuck has exploded, Amber pulls this bullshit.

Way to try and stay relevant, AL!
 
I can't believe we're not interested to the point of not covering her newest attempt at ww?
It is on tiktok (sorry can't archive).
Yesterday was a weigh-in day 1, today a day of eating a lot of "points".
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marjoram said:
Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump.
I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA

Miss pay cash for on demand WLS; Miss "I've saved a ton of money"; Miss flexing all her hundreds in her wallet.
Fatass literally ate through all her youtubey cash.
Welp, off to the trailer park with you sweaty, on the back of a flat bed truck.
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Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.

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lottalove said:
I can't believe we're not interested to the point of not covering her newest attempt at ww?
It is on tiktok (sorry can't archive).
Yesterday was a weigh-in day 1, today a day of eating a lot of "points".
543.8
food
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OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.

StrawberryDouche said:
So far, 36 dumb people are getting what they deserve.

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Given what we know about Big Al and her mad money skillz, it wouldn't surprise me if she lost money on every sale via lack of knowing what each shitty pair cost her, and not calculating enough for shipping.
 
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momopeachy said:
It's always a fun time wondering what Amber will hastily sell off in desperation next. Pawning Twinkie Storr?
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She won't pawn Twinkie. She will instead forego regular vet visits, nail trims, decent dog food, grooming, and of course emergency vet visits in lieu of buying everyone Chili's.

Oh wait......

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Given what we know about Big Al and her mad money skillz, it wouldn't surprise me if she lost money on every sale via lack of knowing what each shitty pair cost her, and not calculating enough for shipping.
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It's almost as if she went to Amyz Businezz Skool for Smart YouTubers.

I don't think she's doing this for money, she's just bored and wants to buy admiration. Most people said no, but thousands said they wanted this! How can she disappoint thousands of people? Look at how much they love her and want her crusty throwaways!
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.


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OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.
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Maybe she consumed some ASMR.
There's an ASMR channel (UK), which "Hello loveliesss" makes me close that shit right away.
Try it, if you want to be creeped out like me

Might be a reach, but ASMR Jonie also does it and some other UK ASMR-channels.
Her usual suspects don't, as far as I'm aware?
 
lottalove said:
I can't believe we're not interested to the point of not covering her newest attempt at ww?
It is on tiktok (sorry can't archive).
Yesterday was a weigh-in day 1, today a day of eating a lot of "points".
543.8
food
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gross. could have gone the day without seeing hambeast's force fat deposite cleavage.
 
Xenomorph said:
You know that old bitty homo Zach already ponied up the dough. Damn fairy is such an old crone.
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I know that in the other thread you were referring to the channel membership but yeah, he tried this one too. (It’s actually quite an entertaining synopsis of earring-gate so worth a peek).

 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.


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OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.
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She's said before that she is a big fan of B.love(B.loveslife? Something like that), who calls her supporters B.lovelies. She starts every video with that. She's a pretty big YTer.
 
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lottalove said:
Maybe she consumed some ASMR.
There's an ASMR channel (UK), which "Hello loveliesss" makes me close that shit right away.
Try it, if you want to be creeped out like me

Might be a reach, but ASMR Jonie also does it and some other UK ASMR-channels.
Her usual suspects don't, as far as I'm aware?
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You know, she WAS diagnosed with ASMR, so maybe that's a side effect of whatever meds she takes to control it. LOL

And no, Zack, it is not a scam. She's just a fucking moron.
 
Xenomorph said:
imagine talking all night and day about how gross she is and whatnot and yet you are buying shit she touched and had in her HOLES. Each and every one of these slack jawed fat whores should be outed for wanting to sniff ambers cunt cheese fingers.
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People were out there trying to buy Chris Chans stuff (his original shirt, and sonichu medallion) from Chris himself. So it doesn’t surprise me that her “hayyders” want to get a hold of her shit.
 
Lisbeth Salander said:
People were out there trying to buy Chris Chans stuff (his original shirt, and sonichu medallion) from Chris himself. So it doesn’t surprise me that her “hayyders” want to get a hold of her shit.
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And king cobra jfs's coomed on old ass smoked out rug in his apartment. I know but you just know they all bought them to brag about it on that FB tard containment page.
 
FatalTater said:
When I see someone say they pity Amber I assume they must be new to her content.

#Amberlynn will play the "anxious widdle puppy uwu" card for her audience so they will be on her side.

It is an act.

She is a liar.

She is the way she is, because she wants to be. Every step is calculated. If anyone feels pity, it is because she carefully built a narrative that caused that feeling. You are being played.
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How could anyone pity her. She is a self-centered cunt that only cares about her own happiness. Just like drug addicts, these whales are selfish and it's always about them. She knows what she is doing. It's a shame people pay her. She deserves nothing.
 
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