Hello, fellow assholes! I'm the asshole catching up because there's life going on and Big Al has been boring as shit. But I'm feeling a bit philosophical. One note: people in the social media thread have been speculating on where she is/what the hell she's doing. I'm sure WriterLynn is secreted away in her writing nook, penning the Great American Novel. Based on her old writing samples, it involves an all-lesbian cruise, with lesbians everywhere, and lesbians doing things on the ship, and lesbians having sex, and whatnot. Surely it will top the NYT bestseller list for months.
I feel for bex because she’d be an ok Mom
Becky is just as lazy as Big Al is. She's a butler and chauffeur, and there's no way Big Al would let Becky's attention to be taken away from her to take care of a child. She's also a fucking uneducated hick.
Amber does not know what she wants her channel to be.
Sure she does: an ATM that spits out money for her doing the least possible amount of work.
Seriously it's absolutely astonishing how Big Al had plateaued such a long time ago and still her sub count continues steadily upwards
Think Stalin in WWII, sending wave after wave after wave of troops into meat grinders. For every disillusioned former supporter or hater who leaves, there will be a body to replace them, taking one side or the other.
- Dainty hymen hole surgery is a thing. And only the daintiest holes qualify, that's why I had dainty hymen hole surgery last year
If Big Al wishes to read poetry or fine writing (her "passion"!), she would do well to study some of the writing on this here web site.
But its these reaction channels that help keep her up float. They're a self-generating economy of YouTube coin and bottomfeeders. The bar is set so fucking low that a shit tier channel like Sinatra can have a faceless fag and hag hacking and coughing into the mic, pausing to sneer out some roasts borrowed from the nearest playground and to shriek "EEEEEEEEN!!" and there are just so many retards lapping it up. Acting like they're witness to some Andy Kaufman comedic ingenuity and
complexity
I don't mind Sinatra so much, although I am astounded - just as I am in Big Al's case -by how many people throw money at him. As for the "eeeeen" thing - every reaction channel has their schtick/tagline/etc. Zachary Michael has his "Ma'am!", Jessica at Respectfully Sarcastic (sadly, no longer reacting to Big Al) has her "Well, we're here, we're back...", and DCMG says "Press X to doubt" about a zillion times a video. I accept that as the price of my entertainment.
Her audience seems to completely replace its self every year or two
It's the digital equivalent of recycling. There will always be more eyeballs to replace those who have moved on.
Watch. NEW AWESOME PLAN on Monday. Wait for it.
There will always be yet another, new Day One.
I would love to see the months of passive-aggressive bitchiness from Fat Amber if Becky drew her with even the least amount of accuracy. You know Amber looks nothing like reality in her own mind.
Didn't she make a fat Sim to represent Big Al when they were living with the guys?
If I had art skills like that, I'd lie and pretend they were made by my autistic nephew just to save face.
More than that: you'd probably get some sympathy sales.
