🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Owlflaps said:
Could you imagine what AL's bridal party would even look like?
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Who would show up to the wedding? Destiny, Dana, Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie would be expected but who else? Becky family? Perhaps but this is it. Her mother maybe, her brother is in jail thus no. Her father, who knows.

Also the cosmetologist friend of hers who told her to put hair conditioner on her face.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Who would show up to the wedding? Destiny, Dana, Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie would be expected but who else? Becky family? Perhaps but this is it. Her mother maybe, her brother is in jail thus no. Her father, who knows.

Also the cosmetologist friend of hers who told her to put hair conditioner on her face.
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... her police officer friend, her YouTube contact, several others who only exist in her head when she's trying to justify her lies.
Most people spend a fortune on their wedding flowers, the ceremony, hiring somewhere, the party after, the honeymoon. Big AL will spend a fortune paying people to bother to turn up to the wedding - especially her butler. Pre-wedding, there won't be any Rugrats tees left in Lexington.
Just to clarify... there will not be a wedding, unless Fatty marries Density.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
... her police officer friend, her YouTube contact, several others who only exist in her head when she's trying to justify her lies.
Most people spend a fortune on their wedding flowers, the ceremony, hiring somewhere, the party after, the honeymoon. Big AL will spend a fortune paying people to bother to turn up to the wedding - especially her butler. Pre-wedding, there won't be any Rugrats tees left in Lexington.
Just to clarify... there will not be a wedding, unless Fatty marries Density.
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How could we all forget her best, best, best, best, very, best, VERY...... best friend, Trans Troon
 
Empress of Lucite said:
There was very minor news about something that she latched onto so she could justify a binge to Becky. She's since realized that it wasn't a good enough excuse for the audience at large (lol) so she's backtracked.

This may be fucking annoying, but it's also highlighting that Amber is having an increasingly difficult time eating whatever she wants without pissing off Becky now that they're one on one and spending 24/7 together in that tiny apartment. It's harder to lah when you're under a microscope, and all the signs are there that Amber is now viewing Becky more as a threat than an ally - she's already tried to throw her under the bus with the Jenny Craig video. Could be interesting in the coming months...

...or not :tomgirl:
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Interesting theory, actually kinda fits. So if there is a breakup saga it could be coming from our gorl and not the thumb butler like everyone assumes.

Necky is dumb enough to not realize that even slightly getting between Hamber and food is enough to get the boot. How long would it take to find another live-in fat lesbian caregiver? 15 minutes on facebook?
 
knobslobbin said:
Necky is dumb enough to not realize that even slightly getting between Hamber and food is enough to get the boot. How long would it take to find another live-in fat lesbian caregiver? 15 minutes on facebook?
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Hopefully, Amber got approved for bariatric surgery but has to lose between 75 to 100 pounds before the said surgery and Becky has been told by the doctor to limit Amber's food intake and not let Amber bullying her to get more food. I think the screaming and fighting would be glorious.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Hopefully, Amber got approved for bariatric surgery but has to lose between 75 to 100 pounds before the said surgery and Becky has been told by the doctor to limit Amber's food intake and not let Amber bullying her to get more food. I think the screaming and fighting would be glorious.
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If someone could capture Ham Berlin having a full on toddler meltdown at the grocery store while becky refuses to put the candy in the cart I would be so happy!
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Owlflaps said:
Imagining a scenario where they're all poised for a photo op is sending my sides into orbit. Could you wrangle a whole herd of cows for a single photo? Could a camera man have a lens angle that wide or the patience to capture that special day?

Could you imagine what AL's bridal party would even look like?

Our gorl, gracefully riding a white, blinged out scootypuff, stuffed into decked out in a dress of silks and lace of pure white as she shoots a seductive yet poignant (read: cunty) pout at the camera. Or Becky's wall-eyed thousand yard stare as she realizes she hit the Target tees and snapbacks haul of her life? The rest of the Lezbean KY gang will either gawk at the buffet table with restless indifference.
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And then the floor gives out. EMTs and the fire department are called and the local news has a fucking field day because they know they're going viral.
 
knobslobbin said:
Interesting theory, actually kinda fits. So if there is a breakup saga it could be coming from our gorl and not the thumb butler like everyone assumes.

Necky is dumb enough to not realize that even slightly getting between Hamber and food is enough to get the boot. How long would it take to find another live-in fat lesbian caregiver? 15 minutes on facebook?
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Maybe the fresh new look will help.
 
Holy fuck, Amber's forum is dying, she's just so goddamn boring and Chantal's thread is blowing up. Chantal is exploring her sexuality, meeting soul mates, walking and just being the biggest disaster anyone can be. Amber is couch-bound and puts out 8 minute videos asking herself lame questions and addressing rumours that don't exist. Although for some reason, more people are watching her. Lunacy
 
Smoovy Jay said:
Although for some reason, more people are watching her.
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We're all ghouls waiting for her fucked up life and excessive poundage to catch up with her shelf ass in a really bad way.

Morbid curiosity, if you will. The excessive stupidocity just provides lulz, like an undercard match in wrestling, along the way.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
I'm of the mindset that whether or not she gets it totally depends on if Becky gets it. Why? The Thumb is the one with all the conspiracy theories; Hamber is only an echo of this because she’s too dimwitted and lazy to do one Google on her own to prove/disprove any of it.

Hamber has no personality of her own. She's a mimic of whatever YouTube person she's currently enthralled with. We see this constantly; she's incapable of independent thought or action.

So it will go down like "Baaaaybeeee, should we get the jab?" and the Thumb will spout some nonsense conspiracy theory and that will become Hamber's gospel.

Anyone, please feel free to prove me wrong.
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Amber will get it if Becky gets it cause Becky's the only one that drives. But if they have to schedule it and actually make an effort, I doubt they'll get it.
 
toad_has_autism said:
Is she at the point to where she says fuck it, I'm going to be an internet lol while accepting she isn't going to live long?

Then again, look at Eric Hites aka Fat Guy Across America, he's still alive in his late 40s.
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Nah, obesity is a pretty slow killer, my guess is that Amber will live to her 40s or 50s. But who knows, maybe she'll get some other type of cancer again - I definitely would not rule it out
 
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