🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Pippeyy said:
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Isn't that a ring on a necklace? Providing she found a chain long enough, she could do the same with her engagement rings. But she won't because she doesn't care since the rings are not from Destiny. You just know if Destiny gave her multiple rings she'd wear them all the time like this:
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Bilibin said:
Chantal can't put on her own socks or shoes and she's like 150 pounds under Amber. Maybe Amber is magically flexible like she claims but it is interesting that she has never mentioned shoes in all of her fashionable hauls. I wouldn't be surprised if it's an embarrassing topic for her.

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I think back in her wommart flat days she was ‘limber’ enough to put them on while sitting down. But that has changed drastically and after her hysto she avoided the tiniest bit of movement.

had a hysterectomy myself, if you don’t move the fucking scar tissue will ‘kill’ you pain wise. This giving her another excuse not to move because ‘muh pain’. Our little bed bound sally....
 
marjoram said:
Jesus, I've never wanted to punch a kid directly in the face before, but then I've never seen a kid make that revolting face before. Ugly little creep just beggin' for it.
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It makes me feel a twinge of sympathy for our gorl. And then I remember how much of a histrionic liar she is and that sympathy dies. Has she ever looked at these pictures and thought to herself: "I'm a horrible fuckup and I need to change", or does she drown out any tiny thought of self-awareness with orange chicken?
 
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mekalekahi said:
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An “artist” is not a job. You need special skills, talent, and education to work in a certain field. Becky is a talentless loser who only traces stolen pictures by other artists.
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Jeebus. No matter how many times I see her actual size, it’s still a shock.
Pippeyy said:
This bitch has never been skinny a day in her life.

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Still an ugly kid.
 
marjoram said:
Jesus, I've never wanted to punch a kid directly in the face before, but then I've never seen a kid make that revolting face before. Ugly little creep just beggin' for it.
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Never forget she was part of a first place winning dance group, choreographing complex dances, touring around her shit hole town dancing and playing high skilled soccer at that size. :biggrin:
 
For me, those little kid pictures just make me feel sad. When she was younger, she was just a little kid, and there had to have been some point where it was possible to steer her away from being the Amber Lynn Reid we know now. Maybe if she had been adopted out as a baby like her brother(s) and had adopted parents that really wanted her and could be firm with her.
 
GeorgiaGuidestones said:
An “artist” is not a job. You need special skills, talent, and education to work in a certain field. Becky is a talentless loser who only traces stolen pictures by other artists.

Jeebus. No matter how many times I see her actual size, it’s still a shock.

Still an ugly kid.
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The craziest part is that you 100% know at least all stills (and perhaps any recent videos with moderate framesquishing/the advent of live filters) are shopped to look smaller. There's absolutely no way a narc of her level puts out all this media without giving herself the Kylie treatment. That birthday couch photo and Kentucky fan sightings are likely the only unedited recent content showing her body in its actual proportions. Early Amber didn't know how to do all that, but they've made it pretty idiotproof in recent years with a variety of apps.
 
And we know how thorough her researches are. She probably read three books where the word “moon” was mentioned. Ta-dah, scientistlynn.
 
Like how she did hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of research into Jenny Crayg but failed it every time, hah!
 
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