🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Borbie Dahl said:
Amber forgets that she’s already spilled all deets. (Do folks still ‘spill’?) idk, I think they sip tea now which is annoying cause the slang is ‘T’ not ‘tea‘. “T” for truth. Anyway. Ambers told the world that she just says she’s losing weight when she’s not cause she ‘don’t need the backlash’ . I think the real reason she’s not getting on that bed is cause it’s got motors and adjustments. Moving parts. Ambers a million pounds. The bed won’t operate correctly or possibly sounds an alarm that the weight is exceeded and damage to the mechanism is happening. Just a thought. Next time anyone goes to the hospital pay attention to the massive size of the beds there. They’re huge. When amber brings us along with her to her ER, she spills over every side. She makes them seem tiny. They are not. Just adding some context to this. Yes beds are designed to hold weight but I don’t know about this one. Ambers a ‘special’ case.


Yup yup. I think there’s a dash of the library being a free public service is not the image Ms Lynn is tryna portray. She’s like an obese Riff Raff. Flexin, hard AF, on no one.
PS, I’m trying to put these posts together. I’m failing. There’s gonna be a double post & I guess I’ll just log off so I don’t do anything worse.
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Rating this informative because I never realized T stood for truth (not tea).

I have a feeling the bed was originally for her but she wasn’t able to hike her leaky legs over the sides, so in her financial wisdom she graciously donated it to her butler, who grew up sleeping in a barn with a rock for a pillow so she didn’t like it. The two of them are so picky, wasteful and lazy I’m shocked they even bothered trying to sell it instead of tossing it in the garbage. Although that’s probably just because it’s too heavy for them to lift all the way to the dump; if someone’s gonna have to take it out of the apartment, they might as well sell it to them.
 
Pippeyy said:
I'm assuming them selling the bed confirms they absolutely sleep separately?
Amber on the couch and Becky in the "guest room"?
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More then likely. Both of them together would break all but the most reinforced beds. 550 pound Amber and (possibly) 250 pound Becky total roughly about 800 pounds, that's almost half a ton of pure wriggling obeast.
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
I would be surprised if any surgeon approved her. She's high risk right off the bat because of sleep apnea, and if she lies and says she doesn't have that just to get on the surgery slab then she's utterly stupid. Even if she had a surgeon foolish enough to work on her (or found someone like Eric the Red) she'd probably still have to do a liquid diet, and she flunks diets.

She's full of it.
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Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb 🤓
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb 🤓
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During surgery, you are somewhat correct, but AFTER the surgery when she is not connected to a ventilator, having sleep apnea can be very dangerous especially when she would still be under sedation.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb 🤓
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If she has sleep apnea they will have to get a special bed for her to be in for recovery. If there aren't any beds available if she somehow managed to pull a unicorn out of her ass and get the WLS surgery, it would still be put on hold until they had a bed available. Even if she were to try and jump the line like she wants to even if everything works perfectly no bed, no WLS.

ETA. LOL I thought I was posting in the Chantal thread since they are both going "To have weight loss surgery". In Canada they won't do something without a special bed, no idea about the States though.
 
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Black-coffee-queen said:
Does it even matter that a person has sleep apnea when being put to sleep for surgery? Isn’t your sleep artificial in that it is being supported by the ventilator and carefully monitored by the anaesthetist? Sorry if I’m just dumb 🤓
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As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.
 
Lucille's Brands said:
As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.
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I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.
 
Lucille's Brands said:
As far as I know, all anaesthesia suppresses respiration, and that's in healthy people. Throw in hundreds of pounds of extra weight, the pressure that puts on respiration, and sleep apnea, and it's a fair bet that she is too high risk for a long surgery. The anaesthetic could stop her breathing.
Most hysterectomy surgeries take one to two hours, and she was probably a hundred pounds lighter then, I'm open to correction.
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I remember Amber stated that they used an epidural on her during her hysterectomy. She said her legs were still numb afterwards. So they probably put her under a lighter sedation. Less risky that way.
 
She did mention having had an epidural rather than being knocked out & her sleep apnea was probably the main driver of that.

Scar tissue - not too long ago she was complaining about pain from what she thought was scar tissue in the region where her incision is. For once, I believe her... the best way to heal with as 'supple' an internal scar as possible is to get off your ass as quickly as you can after surgery & move a lot.
 
American Shorthair said:
I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.
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I do not think that it is a dealbreaker but it adds in the complexity of the surgery. She may also have an hernia, as many morbidly obese people have because of weaker abdominal muscles, which would need to be fixed, and finally they may need to remove her gallbladder. Sleep apnea is a likely a dealbreaker. Another dealbreaker is if her cancer is progressing, i.e. lymph nodes are growing. If this is the case, she would be on chemotherapy and that is not the time to have WLS.
 
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American Shorthair said:
I might be mistaken, but I believe if there is scar tissue from the hysterectomy that's going to be a deal-breaker, too. At least, it will have to be resolved before she can get the WLS.
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It's not. Any adhesions to the bowel would just be separated during a gastric bypass. With VSG, they don't even go down that low for the procedure. The stomach is behind the left rib. A fatty liver will definitely delay any prospective surgery though, and guaranteed ALRs will be human foie gras. Things like sleep aponea aren't an issue either, but it must be being adequately managed. Wrecked gall bladders are also commonly removed during WLS. Bariatric surgeons expect health issues like sleep aponea, hypertension, diabetes, hernias etc. They are part and parcel of the lives of the morbidly obese. Surgeons will just want clearances from the respective specialist managing any of these kinds of conditions.

In ALR'S case, she claims she's done the information seminar, which I don't doubt. She hasn't even seen a bariatric doctor yet, let alone a bariatric surgeon at this new practice she using. I remembered this morning that this will be her third attempt at getting WLS. She saw a bariatric surgeon in Lexington while living at the fag shanty...that didn't turn out well because it was all frozen meals and no broccoli. Then she saw another recently...that didn't turn out well as she failed the pysch evaluation. Now she's on number three. I wonder if she's headed to the one Tammy Slaton is seeing. While they mentioned he's in Lexington, the only bariatric surgeon with the surname of Smith that I could find, was in Georgetown (only 13 miles away).

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Weight loss surgery would be a coin flip between a death sentence or a "wow, it's fucking nothing". I've had a handful of acquaintances over the years that have undergone the gastric sleeve procedure and not a single one lost a significant amount of weight in the long run. As many here have said already she needs to address the underlying mental and emotional issues that cause her to overeat. The feeling of fullness has never stopped her from gorging on massive quantities of food before, so what does she think WLS is going to accomplish, aside from running the added risk of ripping her insides apart?

Also, if getting approved for WLS were as easy as throwing down some cash, crying to a therapist once or twice, and taking a dirty post-binge shit then she would have already been on that table getting mutilated. Then again her track record for following through on literally anything she sets out to do is abysmal so maybe not.
 
mekalekahi said:
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And this is why she's a dim cunt. She completely misses the point. Yes, some WLS surgeons require you to see both a therapist and a cardiologist because they want to understand why the fuck you're heavier than a baby elephant. I can guarantee you any health professional will tell her lazy ass to drop the poundage. If she didn't, then they have little reason to approve her. This bitch is doctor shopping for a weight loss surgeon, you can't tell me she isn't. She's looking for a doctor who will give her the WLS, no questions asked.
 
Owlflaps said:
And this is why she's a dim cunt. She completely misses the point. Yes, some WLS surgeons require you to see both a therapist and a cardiologist because they want to understand why the fuck you're heavier than a baby elephant. I can guarantee you any health professional will tell her lazy ass to drop the poundage. If she didn't, then they have little reason to approve her. This bitch is doctor shopping for a weight loss surgeon, you can't tell me she isn't. She's looking for a doctor who will give her the WLS, no questions asked.
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She will have to have it done in Mexico or some other shithole country. No US doctor would chop her stomach up because of malpractice lawsuit risk.
 
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