🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lucille's Brands said:
She said she has filmed another Torrid haul, and will upload a video today. That'll be another video about as interesting as watching paint dry, so. As others have said, she won't address the Jenny Craig absolute fail, or will gloss over it dismissively.
There won't be any mention of this 'news', she hasn't filmed that yet. Also, the three days of Jenny Craig absolutely weren't filmed in February. Trolling all the way to the grave, this one..
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Unless Amber had a time machine, she could not film her 30 days of Jenny Craig and posting each day every 2 or more days. She would need to have started filming at least 2 weeks before posting. Of course, if she expected to last on the diet only 2 to 3 days, well, they would be more recent, but then why bothering with the “30 days”. Another explanation is that the postings are new and she expected to stretch the 30 days till June. With her, you never know.

497 said:
it would be something to see, she says she is 5'1" (or 5'2" but people say her skeleton and joints are worn down/compressed so it makes her shorter. And if you think AL's aren't Tammy Slaton said she has no knee cartilage anymore, it's just bone on bone, and they've been around the same weight).
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I think Amber said that she is 5’3”, but with all the weight, her spine has probably compressed a bit. The fact that she sleep sitting, since she does not want to fix her sleep apnea, and spend most of her time sitting, makes it even more difficult as the spine is always in compression. With all the weight she carries, her hip joints and her knees are subjected to forces that the human body is not designed for. I would not be surprised that she is starting to have osteoarthritis in her hip and knee joints. She complains to be in pain all the time. Walking is likely becoming more and more difficult for her. Her solution: a 30-days Jenny Craig diet. Amazing.
 
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Apparently people find smoking cigarettes a-ok, not like there are countless of anti-smoking campaigns or anything.

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Edit: She's always thought smokers were treated better that death-fats.
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Stop giving her ideas! Now she's comparing herself to a smoker because it's totally not a smokers fault for smoking or something.

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Up next, Amber compares standing up from the toilet to doing an hour of yoga.
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Turd Fergusson said:
I think Amber said that she is 5’3”, but with all the weight, her spine has probably compressed a bit. The fact that she sleep sitting, since she does not want to fix her sleep apnea, and spend most of her time sitting, makes it even more difficult as the spine is always in compression. With all the weight she carries, her hip joints and her knees are subjected to forces that the human body is not designed for. I would not be surprised that she is starting to have osteoarthritis in her hip and knee joints. She complains to be in pain all the time. Walking is likely becoming more and more difficult for her. Her solution: a 30-days Jenny Craig diet. Amazing.
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I've heard and seen her claim to be 5' 1'', 5' 2'' and 5' 3'' at various times. Most adults get their height taken at a medical for a job or by a doctor, at some point, then just go with that. The lying fat fuck can't even get the story of her height straight. Big AL LAHS
 
Trolling - her channel is beyond stale & she's employing her usual tricks in hopes of reviving interest.
 
497 said:
not sure how either of them could- there is no magic to WLS that will allow them to keep eating the way they do. If anything AL will be back to an Optavia type diet.
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I think that it would be fun to watch her getting ready for the surgery. First, she would be put on a 1,200 calories diet. Our gurl is so good at following diets. Then, she would have to solve this pesky sleep apnea problem. Finally, she would need to see an actual psychotherapist, not a strip-mall pill pusher like "the girl".

I put as much hope as her going to college.
 
If she was ever remotely worried about reading books others had touched, she can get almost any digitally, for free.
But then you can't wave the covers at the camera, like the booktuber persona you're trying on that day..

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Lucille's Brands said:
She said she has filmed another Torrid haul, and will upload a video today. That'll be another video about as interesting as watching paint dry, so. As others have said, she won't address the Jenny Craig absolute fail, or will gloss over it dismissively.
There won't be any mention of this 'news', she hasn't filmed that yet. Also, the three days of Jenny Craig absolutely weren't filmed in February. Trolling all the way to the grave, this one..
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So it was from the middle. The good news was becks had bought her a trough of chocolate for Valentine's day, it had just arrived and she was off to scoff the lot.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think that it would be fun to watch her getting ready for the surgery. First, she would be put on a 1,200 calories diet. Our gurl is so good at following diets. Then, she would have to solve this pesky sleep apnea problem. Finally, she would need to see an actual psychotherapist, not a strip-mall pill pusher like "the girl".

I put as much hope as her going to college.
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She would also be put on a liquid diet for weeks both prior to and following any WLS.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She'll once in a while mention getting rid of a bunch of stuff - typically clothing to Dana & she'll make a big show out of "donating" stuff when the heat under her ass is turned up higher than usual. Other than that, the only times I've seen her declutter is right before a move or before some massive shopping sprees.

If, (highky doubtful), she 'declutters' every month, she's never mentioned it that I can recall & even if she did, if she falsely assumes that makes her all grown up like, nope.

It would indicate a hard core shopping addicition.
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Now that I think about it, she did "declutter" a few times when she lived with the boys. The difference was that at that point, "decluttering" meant gathering up stuff and putting out in the porch room. Their current apartment doesn't have enough space for her to do that now, so I suppose that's made her decide to sell some of it.
 
One of her posts say she's 552. Which is it fatty? Did you gain 10 pounds since the week of your last Jenny Craig? Or were those videos from a month ago
 
So amber is basically hinting that she got accepted for WLS or a tv show and then right after says she just ate ice cream. Lets say she did get accepted, her eating ice cream still shows her mindset. Also what doctor is going to work on someone who refuses to listen to any medical professional?

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I am convinced there is/was no good news. She simply needed a reason to end Jenny Craig on Day 3 without feeling/looking like a failure.....again.
Now she has to think of something to "announce" hence the baiting and the promise of "Soon...."

Also, let's be real, Fat Amber is very predictable and anyone who thinks she will succeed at 100 Days of Weight Loss when she can't even last on JC for 3 days is as delusional as she is.
 
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