🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

lmao this hoe is wearing the skin of her kin as a jacket #heifferkiller

 

[Clintonberg]

I can't even wrap my head around how daunting of a task it would be to constantly walk with 100 pounds of excess on each leg. Treants have smaller tree trunk legs than our gorl.

 

[Skippy1931]

She could barely fit thru sideways and the jacket doesn’t fit she can’t zip that. Where is Becky they don’t have 3 bedrooms where is all her stuff

 

[Impossible Brutality]

She could barely fit thru sideways and the jacket doesn’t fit she can’t zip that. Where is Becky they don’t have 3 bedrooms where is all her stuff

Dead. But Hamber doesn't know the number to 911.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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It’s a strange state of affairs when you can’t figure out if this girls head is tiny or her body is huge-ah!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Hmm, is that an empty bedroom I see? Did Amber get rid of Becky’s lil escape gaming room? Interesting.

Which bedroom is that? The master or the guest? It seems that a lot of clutter are gone.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I guess she feels badass after finding a leather jacket that fits her

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But yet she can’t find a new pair of black leggings. We all know that little hole.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Which bedroom is that? The master or the guest? It seems that a lot of clutter are gone.

this is Ambers Bedroom, the one next to the living room. its just a mirrored image, that fucked my orientation up too.
the 6000$ bed is missing and the room looks empty. the corner where she filmed the latest videos is out of view.... but it still looks striped and unused somehow. makes me think the last vids she posted are old ones. maybe around January?

 

[Witch Bitch]

The only animal that jacket could be made out of is orca. Whale on whale crime is a true tragedy.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

So she dons a polyurethane tarp and is pulling a "thank you, next." Becky moved out?

It's shocking how big she is.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

So she dons a polyurethane tarp

One must wonder how many black Naugas gave their lives to make that jacket. Rayciss!!! (Well they are shaped a lot like Hamber with no real discernable features other than "blob.")

Spoiler: Side Note

A lot of you probably don't know/remember Naugas. Pretty much a 60's thing promoting Naugahyde vinyl furniture, popular promotional item because peeps thought they were so damned cute. Big vinyl Pokemon of their day, if you will. These little fuckers are now going for as much as $3000 on eEbay and such. Incredible!

 

[Jasper2K]

Amber is 30 years old.

She should be responsible for herself by now.

Im shocked she is still alive honestly.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

this is Ambers Bedroom, the one next to the living room. its just a mirrored image, that fucked my orientation up too.
the 6000$ bed is missing and the room looks empty. the corner where she filmed the latest videos is out of view.... but it still looks striped and unused somehow. makes me think the last vids she posted are old ones. maybe around January?

Did Aaron's repo it, or did she realize after a year of not being able to get on it it's time to get rid of it?

 

[marjoram]

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Just 'cause you can stuff yer arms in it doesn't mean it fits. And the pink slippers are a nice touch. Look at the giant heffalump pretending it goes outside.

She looks ridiculous.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

I don't think Amber can stand for eight minutes anymore. Shes put on a ton of weight, shes admitted it herself so you know it has to be bad. When was the last time we've seen her out? Or from the shoulders down? Or even out of that spot? I think she truly might be housebound or immobile like never before and trying to wring out whatever creative lard she can from her hambrain.

Everything seemed to start going downhill when she moved to Lexington. Sure, we've had stagnant episodes before, but it makes sense. Moving from a (relatively) large house with "friends"/video fodder, a huge yard, and privacy to a sterile filing box appt where everything is so close but there are gawkers and your butler doesn't like city driving. Ambers world is spiraling smaller and smaller. Which makes you wonder, where is this leading? Because there is no way this trajectory can be sustained. (rant over, sorry)

there she blows ...

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i think this is the latest sighting of gut and legs. i love the "fuck you losers i'am awesome"-hairflip at the and.
makes her look the cunt she is.

i agree on the housebound situation.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

there she blows ...

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i think this is the latest sighting of gut and legs. i love the "fuck you losers i'am awesome"-hairflip at the and.
makes her look the cunt she is.

i agree on the housebound situation.

Maybe this video is in response to the dispeckful people saying she's bed bound? See, she's got her jacket on, she's a bean bag on the go y'all. And was it dumb of her to show the empty room behind her or was it drama bait?
Hard to tell with the witty antics of Ms. Reia.

 

[ADHD]

See, she's got her jacket on, she's a bean bag on the go y'all.

She's not fooling us. That jacket is too small to zip up. She's not going anywhere except to her kitchen.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

That belly alone could feed a medium sized African village for months.

Gorl, you’re getting too old for these teenage antics you post on Tik Tok. It just looks desperate and not kyooote or funny at all.

 

[Witch Bitch]

She's not fooling us. That jacket is too small to zip up. She's not going anywhere except to her kitchen.

Plus shes wearing house slippers

 

[Justanotherguy]

I truly like this graphic and am intrigued to look more into this person because of it.

A handy inforgraphic for understanding Amber, made by our gorl @pecansandies